Bouncers needed
Bouncers wanted for posh, over priced wanker bar in central Dublin. Applicants must be obnoxious, opinionated, condescending, argumentative, sexist thugs. The successful candidates will be an insufferable smug cunt with at least four years experience in beating, gouging, battering, kneecapping, and maiming young Dublin men who have committed no crime other than having one too many drinks and then looking at you the wrong way.
A shaven head, ham fists, black coat /turtle neck sweater and a patronising sneer preferable. Special consideration will be given to those with experience in the criminal underworld and/or lying to the Gardai after needlessly crippling someone in an alleyway.
careers@poshwankerpub.ie
