Token Asian presenter: 'So what do you think will happen next Francis? What can we expect to see in the next few days of this obviously on-going conflict?'
(Cut to Francis in a playpen of sand, a toy tank in one hand and his cock in the other)
Francis Tusa: 'Nyahhhhhhh, take that ya hun bastards!!! budda budda BOOOOM!!!'
Token asian presenter: 'Ah ha ha ha ha. Very good Francis!! But seriously: what can we expect to see in the next few days?'
(Cut back to Francis who is now furiously wanking, gurning and sweating with one hand whilst he uses the other to roger himself with a toy spitfire)
Francis Tusa: 'Well token Asian presenter, we can expect to see lots of dead burnt babies, nyaaaaaaaahh, blood and guts and flayed skin, urrrrr, aborted foetuses falling from the sky, hhhheeeeeeeeeeee, death and shit and veins between my teeth.... aaaaaaaaaaaah, blood, rivers and rivers of blood and arse-filth.... eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa.... fire and screaming women with no tops on.... oh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!!!!!!!" (A great spray of jysum hits the camera and there is a hasty cut back to token Asian presenter, who is sitting in silence with a large blob of spunk dangling off the end of her nose)
Token Asian presenter: "(After a lengthy pause) Ok. And here's Lisa with the weather..."
