Vile socialite bitches unite!
Gravel-voiced, hatchet-faced, chain smoking socialite bitch seeks late 30-something venomous new media harpies for fun, frolics, twittering like an emaciated pelican and drinking over-priced skinny lattes. Must have a 40-a-day Marlboro addiction brought on by an utter terror of actually eating anything and re-inforced by a spectacularly narrow minded view of the world, culled from watching endless repeats of Sex in the City on E4. Must have absurdly blonde hair, hollow sunken eyes, a face hidden by two inches of surgically applied make-up, a septum-less red raw nose and a body not unlike that seen staggering out the gates of Auschwitz at the end of the second world war.
Contact: brittlebitch@marketingslut.ie
