Eegads. As though things weren´t bad enough for the bouffant haired one - what with being one half of the most hated couple in America and watching his latest celluloid venture ´Gigli´go down in flames - we are now brought the spectacle of Affleck doing adverts for Loreal. We can only assume that Big Ben is doing this because, naturally, he feels that he is worth it. And not because of the big bag of sweaty moolah that they dangled in front of his immaculately coiffed mush.
I´m not sure if this advert is being shown on Irish TV. Indeed, the missus insists that this was an advert shot exclusively for the spanish market - what with his latino connections (´wash yer mullet with this and you too can shag a woman like J-Lo´). If you have: my commiserations. If you haven´t: take it that it is even more puke-inducingly awful that the spectacle of Madonna gobbling Beelzeebub´s schlong for Gap.
Ben Affleck: you are the Corporate Whore of the Week.
