Hmmm. So, there I am watching TV. Shouting at Blair and the Shrub as they spew forth another pile of effluence about multilateralism in the New World Order and how Iraqi insurgents are shitting in their pants with fear, when my companion points out a rather strange sight.
There's no polite way of saying this, so I'll just come right out with it. There was a man standing on a balcony directly opposite our building, bollock naked, knob in hand, whacking one out.
Fucking scumbag. I can't see the guys face (he's too far away) and I'm quite sure that he can't see us, but just what the fuck does he think he's doing?
I'm borrowing a digital camera and I'm going to snap this bastard the next time he does it. I shall be posting the picture here. In addition I shall enlarge, laminate and post printed versions all over the lobby of his building.
More on this as it comes (wah wah) in...
You weren't looking in a distant mirror by mistake, were you?!?!?
Gerrofit!!!! It'll just join the birdbath onehanded good time folder on your desktop.
circle jerk!
Haha - poor Spanish fella, minding his own business, enjoying some private self-appreciation time but all the while was being watched from the darkened room across the road. He thought it was empty until he saw the glow from the end of the cigarette as the pervert foreigner took another long pull on his John Player Blue and he realisd he wasn't alone.....
LOL - just remembered I saw the same thing this summer on the North Circular Road. Naked Guy standing in his bay window with the curtains AND nets drawn back, doing the deed. I was on my own on a bus on the way to Witness so had no one to "share the moment" with. :D