We've all known the irritation of a song that gets played too much. Indeed, last year, I spent several months fighting off an almost overwhelming urge to beat someone to death every time I heard the Crazy Frog song.
And yes, sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the annoying little fucker blithering away. I honestly mean this: I wished with all of my human strength that the cretinous cuntsplatter that was responsible for that hideous little bubole on society's ass would die screaming after contracting a particularly vicious STD, hitherto unknown outside of the greater pig family. But I digress.
An Australian woman, clearly feeling somewhat irked that her husband chose to play Elvis' 'Burning Love' over and over again, decided to resolve the situation by repeatedly stabbing her husband in the back with a pair of scissors:
An Australian woman will face court on Tuesday charged with repeatedly stabbing her partner because he played an Elvis Presley song over and over again, police said on Tuesday.
Police said the 30-year-old woman was charged with unlawful wounding after her 35-year-old partner was stabbed with a pair of scissors in the back, shoulder and thigh at Northam, about 100 km (62 miles) east of Perth in Western Australia state on Monday.
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