No. Not an entry about my ex-girlfriend, but about those crazy kids in Cyprus.

Women on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus hope to form the world's longest chain of bras with the twin aims of heightening awareness of breast cancer and winning a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

Is it just me or does the Guinness book of records become ever more absurd and pointless by the year? I've been seriously considering attempting a few entries myself: Most gratuitous use of the word 'cunt' in a blog. Most irate man on planet. Hairiest arse in Europe. Worst breath in Christendom. Most pointless record in the entire Guinness book of Records. Largest number of utterly pointless records held by one sad, pathetic individual in the Guinness Book of Records.

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