Massive upsurge in midget-porn consumption due to faster download time
(LONDON) Porn industry moguls are reporting a marked spike in the conumption of dodgy web-cam recorded midget porn. Variously known as 'prog-porn', 'short-porn', 'runt-humping' and 'knob-polishing', pornography for persons of restricted growth has become a inter-web boom industry due to the shorter download times involved, leading to calls (from concerned housewives from Clontarf, north Dublin) for unionisation, wage controls and careful regulation of the burgeoning industry.
'Tis the dwarves that go swimming wi' little hairy women!'
'Short people equals shorter downloading' said Widget BallBagg, president and CEO of 'Progporker Productions ('hot, hairy dwarf action for the discerning bed-sit wanker') in an intervierw which he gave us yesterday. 'People just seem to be going hog-fucking-wild for midget porn'.
Top selling titles include the animated adventures of Tweaky from Buck Rogers ('Beedy-Beedy-Fuck!') and the scandalous 'Short Legs Big Schlong' trilogy starring that lisping twat from Fantasy Island.
We'll have more from the exclusive interview with Widget in a later Globaleyes.
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About bloody time this took off. I've had Midget Ure (ex-Ultravox) on the blower all week looking to either soundtrack or appear in an appropriate flick.
I've already made him grow back his moustache, so this is a most welcome development.
"OoooooohRear-endaaaaa...." [bum-bumbum] [bow-womp]
Posted by: Nat King Coleslaw | June 29, 2006 4:04 PM
I think we're at the dawn of a midget revolution. They are gaining critical mass and one day they are all going to try to overtake the tall people.
They would probably win because of their flexibility and small size. They are also more energy efficient. lol
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Posted by: Midget Master | September 3, 2006 7:56 PM