(DUBLIN) Christian fundamentalists burnt a copy of the Koran today in a ceremony designed to, according to Reverend Maggie Kelp, 'show those heathen, Godless bastards what's what!' Muslims the world over responded in typical fashion by shrugging their shoulders and saying 'meh'.
Blather's award -winning uber-scoop Filthy Hack contacted a local Dublin Imam to ask for his reaction to the provocative act. He replied 'Yeah, and?'. 'But they called Allah a false prophet' countered Hack. 'So? Doesn't matter what they say. We know better' said the Imam, sprinkling a spoonful of sugar into his green tea.
'Lookit. These Christians are always flying off the handle and screaming their heads off about something. If it isn't "God Hates Fags", it's "God Hates Gerbils"or "God Hates Bovril" or something or other. What does it matter what they say? They can burn all the books and flags they want. Won't change my relationship with Allah now, will it?"
"Oh. So, you're not angry " said Hack.
'Nope'
'Not even a teeny bit?'
'Nope'
'Oh I see. Well, okay then. Ehm, okay... see ya'
(inspired by a joke fron juniper on p45)
If only it were true...