'Jesus faked his Crucifixion' says Rush Limbaugh

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limbaugh.jpg 'Those aren't real nails' says fat, odious foul-mouthed, fear-mongering, low-life, drug-addicted scumbag.

Right-wing American shock-jock Rush Limbaugh took time out from his busy schedule of sacrificing chickens and small children to the Dark Lord of Hades, whoring for the Republican party and desperately trying to hide the fact that he is, in fact, everything he professes to hate this morning, to cast doubt on the authenticity of Jesus' crucifixion.

'I don't buy it for a second', spluttered Limbaugh, whilst masturbating furiously over a computer generated picture of George W. Bush in fish-nets and high-heels. 'He's wriggling around on that cross like a spastic worm, arms flapping all over the place. He's faking it. Faking it! He's a professional liar! Those wounds on his hands? Ketchup! Nails through the feet? Bought them in a joke shop! Crown of thorns? Crown of cotton wool more like. Spear through the side? Barely tickled him, the con-artist. And I ain't the only one that says so either. The Koran says the same thing...'

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21 Comments

Brilliant!

here is a nice piece in Slate.com on round boy.

You don't even listen but you think you know sooo much. Of corse the truth doesn't matter to libs.
Alvin

damn. alvin is on to me. We've been rumbled my lib brothers!

indeed alvin, you must be a bright man: at last weeks lib meeting myself and my black/jewish/pinko brethern were discussing the next step in our strategy: operation whitey.

basically we'll be coming to your neighbourhood with the express purpose of spreading our demon seed amongst your stock, raping your cat, raising taxes, having giant circle wanks with the teachers union, burning flags and performing random abortions. hope you can make it.

Well said brother Alvin.

We must take the good fight to the libs, be the men's or wimmin's!

Felicitations on a wonderful homepage too. What a splendid smorgasbord of selections you have!

I opted to get "the best tasting jerky you've ever had". I was most disappointed and hurt when a rubber custard-stuffed glove extended from my computer machine and proceeded to grope at my nether regions.

SHAME on you Alvin for promoting this unGodly activity.

SHAME I say again, as I apply soothing icy salve to my offended area.

libs? Like Mad-libs? I was never very good at that game. Of course the truth doesn't matter when playing Mad-libs it's all about the fake out isn't it?

I listen to his show, something you should try before making wild claims, and know Rush never said what you claim. I will give you this though, you did post my comments. A surprise considering your dislike of anyone that doesn't fit in your box.
Alvin

i'm curious to know what you think my 'box' is alvin.

Well let me answer that with a question. Why did you post this? It's one thing to disagree with a point of view, but if you can't disagree with out lying who's going to take you searious? If you want to challange his points at leats get them right.
Alvin

get what right? he's a fat, lying, fear-mongering nazi. a vile, xenophobic redneck who makes a living out of being vicious and hateful. he spreads fear, ignorance and christian fundamentalism. he's the most un-christian human on the planet.

actually no sorry that's unfair. anne coulter is far worse.

In spewing your vile [and you are showing you are the hate stoker] you show just how empty your side is. BTW Nazi's are socialist so if any one is a nazi you would be.
Alvin

alvin. alvin, alvin. your website has a slogan at the top of the page which is designed to insult anyone from a muslim background. it's overtly racist.

do you really wish to discuss hate-mongering?

as long as limbaugh and coulter continue to be intolerant towards blacks, jews, gays, immigrants, muslims, women and democracy, we'll continue to be intolerant towards them.

limbaugh is symptomatic of everything wrong with right-wing neo-conservatism: the last screech of rage of a dying world-view.

oh and describing nazis as socialists is like describing george w. bush as a democrat: ridiculous.

Like I say on my web page I haven't killed any one, you want to talk racest hate speach? Muslims want every last Jew dead! You're the one with the warpped view of the world. You would probably support putting a cross in a jar of urin and calling it art but we can't ofend people that want to kill.
as for your party
The National Socialist German Workers' Party (German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (help·info), or NSDAP), generally known in English as the Nazi Party, was a political party in Germany between 1920 and 1945. The party's leader, Adolf Hitler, was appointed chancellor of Germany by president Hindenburg
Alvin

Good grief, Alvin, at least do us the service of learning to spell before advertising your insane Nazi attitudes. And you expect us to take you seriously?

hold the phone: i'm a nazi now? is that right?

Limbaugh should be hanged by his trotters...

Here's the audio file of Limbaugh's comments on Michael J. Fox. Unbelievable!

http://clips.mediamatters.org/static/audio/limbaugh-20061023-fox.mp3

Y'all are idiots... you should listen to what he said today... "Jesus is truth." That's what Jesus said about himself... and if you're really interested in seeking the TRUTH... you should look into that quote.

I have looked into it Chad.... and Jesus may have been truth but everything since has been the word of man and we all know how unreliable he can be, especially where money and power are concerned.

Actually bird bath, Islam is not a religion, it is an totalitarian ideology. Any religion that idolizes a War-lord is not a peaceful religion at all. Muhammad was a savage military man, who would kill anyone who did not believe in his religion, and a 'religion' that worships him is not very peaceful now is it? Have you ever heard of Sharia-Law? Not anything like the peaceful Christian 10 Commandments.

Like I say on my web page I haven't killed any one, you want to talk racest hate speach? Muslims want every last Jew dead! You're the one with the warpped view of the world. You would probably support putting a cross in a jar of urin and calling it art but we can't ofend people that want to kill.
as for your party
The National Socialist German Workers' Party (German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (help·info), or NSDAP), generally known in English as the Nazi Party, was a political party in Germany between 1920 and 1945. The party's leader, Adolf Hitler, was appointed chancellor of Germany by president Hindenburg
Alvin

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