The Truth about DeBarra

News just in regarding the real deal on Blather & Shitegeist regular Damien DeBarra

Breaking News:
Information has reached Shitegeist Central pertaining to the true alternative lifestyle of Damien DeBarra, acclaimed for his Byzantine tirades and Tourrette-stained torrents of hyperbole.

According to a source close to Mr. DeBarra, he spends his days walking on 'Brighton Beach in a lovely bottle green jumpsuit with a stick and a bag, picking up the litter and detrius of everyone else having a good time. Pitiful thing is, that he has to do this at night - usually under a full moon - so the beach is sufficiently empty. He actually has no life and lives underneath the pier - did he not tell you?'

Other sources have revealed that the recent fires at Brighton Pier may have been caused by experiments carried out by Mr DeBarra, involving matches, a kangaroo, a wetsuit and a considerable amount of methane. A large fishing net tied beneath the pier, filled with flotsam, jetsam and inflatable toys, formed into shape of a Fiat Punto has been reported, which DeBarra apparently plans to use to 'retrace the journey of the Sons of Mil'. None of the Mil family were available for comment.

There are other unconfirmed sightings of DeBarra in the Grand Hotel, where he was allegedly tended to by craic team of Amish mercenaries, all wearing blue bin-liners, and a defrocked Irish priest in a kilt bearing the Star of David.

The DeBarra estate has refused to comment on the claims, even under duress, and promises of indulgences.

i'm suing...

see you in court!

I knew that leprechauns had sailed in the famine ships to the New World, but I didn't realise they also emigrated to Brighton.