Spanish Wanker (wank the first)

Seeing as google are trying to censor us, this is my contribution to turning Blather into a seeething cess-pit of filth and depravity...

[From our man in Valencia, Spain, The Hon. Damien DeBarra]

Hmmm. So, there I am watching TV. Shouting at Blair and the Shrub as they spew forth another pile of effluence about multilateralism in the New World Order and how Iraqi insurgents are shitting in their pants with fear, when my companion points out a rather strange sight.

There's no polite way of saying this, so I'll just come right out with it. There was a man standing on a balcony directly opposite our building, bollock naked, knob in hand, whacking one out.

Fucking scumbag. I can't see the guys face (he's too far away) and I'm quite sure that he can't see us, but just what the fuck does he think he's doing?

I'm borrowing a digital camera and I'm going to snap this bastard the next time he does it. I shall be posting the picture here. In addition I shall enlarge, laminate and post printed versions all over the lobby of his building.

More on this as it comes (ba-dum-tish) in...