"Is Apt an appropriate abbreviation of Approximation?"

"Funny? No, you're just stoned"

One of the things about living in Spain which is quite remarkable, is the extraordinarily relaxed attittude towards the public consumption of Marijuana. I'm not saying that you can stroll past a police officer sucking on a Camberwell Carrot, but it is quite a common occurence to be sitting in a crowded bar of a Saturday night and suddenly be aware of the pungent odour of grass wafting from all around you.

I, of course, have been taking advantage of this extraordinary liberalism and smoking my poor, already-frazzled brain to the verge of dementia. As an example of the utter non-sense which I have been coming out with on a regular basis, I came up with this little gem the other evening (which, of course, I thought was the funniest thing since the dawn of the Cretaceous period)

"Is Apt an appropriate abbreviation of Approximation?"

So, what is the most stupid thing that you have ever laughed at while under the influence of the herb? Answers in a comment please...

I once thought that burning a big hole in my mothers precious leather recliner was funny... .. bastard hotrocks