Entire Irish Nation Gathers On Beach To Futilely Shake Fists At Sellafield Nuclear Power Plant Posted by damien at 4:41 PM on January 12, 2007
(DUBLIN) The entire population of the Republic of Ireland are due to gather on Dollymount Strand, Clontarf this coming weekend to join in the world's largest instance of impotent fist-shaking at a neighbouring nuclear polluter. 'We're gonna tell them British bastards what's feckin' what so we feckin are' said a random drunk who crawled out from under a nearby rock.
Morrissey Finally Runs Out Of Things To Moan About Posted by damien at 2:37 PM on January 12, 2007
(LONDON) Slightly mishaven, tweed-wearing men the world over were aghast this Tuesday gone when Craven McMoneygrab, the newly installed manager of the Morrisey junket, announced that the legendary bequiffed caterwauler had finally, once and for all, run out of things to moan about.
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