Shitegeist: Books
Presenting the 'Blather Book Handling Service'
Posted by birdbath at 6:11 PM on June 1, 2008
Thinking about ordering Blather.net's new book 'A Load of Blather' but don't know if you'll have the time to read it? Are you concerned that a tell-tale pristine copy will trash your cred with the kids? Worried your friends might think you only bought the book to have something bohemian and trendy lying around in the shitter?
Fear ye not, for the makers of 'A Load of Blather' are proud to present the 'Blather Book Handling Service'. For a mere €159.99 (an hour) we'll dog-ear, tea-stain, underline and generally batter the crap out of the thing so that it looks like it's been used as a crude weapon during a vicious battle to the death at a UFO crash-site, when, let's face it, the closest you're ever likely to get to one is down the cinema at the new Indiana Jones flick. By the time we're done spending your money servicing your whole library, visitors to your home will think you 'iz well cool', members of the opposite sex will you find you oddly alluring and random strangers will want to give you money.
Allegedly.
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Posted by birdbath at 6:11 PM on June 1, 2008
Thinking about ordering Blather.net's new book 'A Load of Blather' but don't know if you'll have the time to read it? Are you concerned that a tell-tale pristine copy will trash your cred with the kids? Worried your friends might think you only bought the book to have something bohemian and trendy lying around in the shitter?
Fear ye not, for the makers of 'A Load of Blather' are proud to present the 'Blather Book Handling Service'. For a mere €159.99 (an hour) we'll dog-ear, tea-stain, underline and generally batter the crap out of the thing so that it looks like it's been used as a crude weapon during a vicious battle to the death at a UFO crash-site, when, let's face it, the closest you're ever likely to get to one is down the cinema at the new Indiana Jones flick. By the time we're done More >>
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Looking for Lord Lucan - #1: The Troops of Midian
Posted by at 11:36 AM on May 2, 2004
How exactly did Lord Lucan escape from Britain in 1974?
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Posted by at 11:36 AM on May 2, 2004
How exactly did Lord Lucan escape from Britain in 1974?
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The Victorian Internet
Posted by ro_G at 11:27 PM on April 2, 2004
It starts off in 1746 with some chap in Paris electrocuting 200 monks to prove a point and goes on to tell how the internet is really just the telegraph all over again.
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Posted by ro_G at 11:27 PM on April 2, 2004
It starts off in 1746 with some chap in Paris electrocuting 200 monks to prove a point and goes on to tell how the internet is really just the telegraph all over again.
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The Third Policeman's Sauna?
Posted by daev at 1:10 PM on January 14, 2004
I was re-reading Flann O'Brien's The Third Policeman all week. All of a sudden, police stations get weird...
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Posted by daev at 1:10 PM on January 14, 2004
I was re-reading Flann O'Brien's The Third Policeman all week. All of a sudden, police stations get weird...
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