Shitegeist: Conspiracy
Laptop With Nefarious Illuminati Plans For Global Domination Left On London Underground Train
Posted by damien at 11:27 AM on March 2, 2010
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The revelation that nefarious, top secret plans for global domination were left on a London Underground train is the latest in a string of recent embarrassments over data security lapses for the Illuminati.
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Posted by damien at 11:27 AM on March 2, 2010
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The revelation that nefarious, top secret plans for global domination were left on a London Underground train is the latest in a string of recent embarrassments over data security lapses for the Illuminati.
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Ireland Jumps on Bandwagon: Blames Cold Snap on US Administration
Posted by daev at 8:38 PM on February 1, 2010
Via Roighters:
The Irish government today announced that it would immediately align itself with Venezuelan president Victor Chavez in blaming the United States for Everything That's Ever Gone Wrong in History of the Planet, in particular the recent 'cold' weather in Ireland
In a surprise briefing to reporters on the steps of Leinster House, Taoiseach Brian Cowen grimaced into the cold February wind, before launching into a tirade against the current US administration.
"Now in fairness, I think it's a bit of coincidence how the winters have suddenly gotten colder since Mr Osama took over in the White House", said Mr Cowen. "It was bad enough that we had all those desperate wet summers that Bush man was in charge, but this, quite frankly, is taking the mickey".
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Posted by daev at 8:38 PM on February 1, 2010
Via Roighters:
The Irish government today announced that it would immediately align itself with Venezuelan president Victor Chavez in blaming the United States for Everything That's Ever Gone Wrong in History of the Planet, in particular the recent 'cold' weather in Ireland
In a surprise briefing to reporters on the steps of Leinster House, Taoiseach Brian Cowen grimaced into the cold February wind, before launching into a tirade against the current US administration.
"Now in fairness, I think it's a bit of coincidence how the winters have suddenly gotten colder since Mr Osama took over in the White House", said Mr Cowen. "It was bad enough that we had all those desperate wet summers that Bush man was in charge, but this, quite frankly, is taking the mickey".
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Chavez Blames U.S. Gov't for Absolutely Everything That's Ever Gone Wrong in History of the Planet
Posted by damien at 12:54 PM on February 1, 2010
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[CARACAS] Presidents Chavez and Ahmadinejad blame Obama administration for the Haiti earthquake, conflict in Israel, 13th century plague, the Crusades, the sinking of the Titanic and the clogging of Kim Jong Il's toilet.
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Posted by damien at 12:54 PM on February 1, 2010
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[CARACAS] Presidents Chavez and Ahmadinejad blame Obama administration for the Haiti earthquake, conflict in Israel, 13th century plague, the Crusades, the sinking of the Titanic and the clogging of Kim Jong Il's toilet.
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The Catholic Church's Guide To Raping Kids Without Raping Them
Posted by birdbath at 11:49 AM on November 27, 2009
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In light of the latest report into the cover-up of child-abuse by the Catholic Church in Ireland (and the inevitable national bout of impotent shaking rage, ringing Joe Duffy's phone off the hook and screaming until your face explodes) Blather.net found itself fascinated by the notion which the clergy have been throwing around as an excuse for buggering kids - the idea of 'mental reservation' and how this facilitates a condition of 'lying without lying'. Yes, you read that right. Determined to get to the bottom of this latest linguistic curveball, we'd like to suggest a short list of the likely forthcoming exercises in sprain-inducing mental gymnastics which the men of the cloth will be engaging in for 2010.
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Posted by birdbath at 11:49 AM on November 27, 2009
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In light of the latest report into the cover-up of child-abuse by the Catholic Church in Ireland (and the inevitable national bout of impotent shaking rage, ringing Joe Duffy's phone off the hook and screaming until your face explodes) Blather.net found itself fascinated by the notion which the clergy have been throwing around as an excuse for buggering kids - the idea of 'mental reservation' and how this facilitates a condition of 'lying without lying'. Yes, you read that right. Determined to get to the bottom of this latest linguistic curveball, we'd like to suggest a short list of the likely forthcoming exercises in sprain-inducing mental gymnastics which the men of the cloth will be engaging in for 2010.
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BastardGate : the awful truth about Ireland's single mothers
Posted by damien at 4:03 PM on March 18, 2005
Last month's 'mutha' of all rows about single mothers led us to do some filthy hack work of our own. And did we what? Blather.net now presents its' groundbreaking investigative report. Warning: some readers may find the contents of this report forcing them to burn Swatstikas into their foreheads..
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Posted by damien at 4:03 PM on March 18, 2005
Last month's 'mutha' of all rows about single mothers led us to do some filthy hack work of our own. And did we what? Blather.net now presents its' groundbreaking investigative report. Warning: some readers may find the contents of this report forcing them to burn Swatstikas into their foreheads..
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The Village: The Prisoner Comes To Galway.
Posted by sue at 3:34 PM on March 6, 2005
"I'm not a number, I'm a free patient"!
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Posted by sue at 3:34 PM on March 6, 2005
"I'm not a number, I'm a free patient"!
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Looking for Lord Lucan - #2: In a speedboat, with a large sack, in the English Channel
Posted by at 6:23 PM on May 9, 2004
Taki Theodoracopoulos, who writes for The Spectator and the London Times, believes Lucan bought a 20-foot speedboat in the year before he disappeared.
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Posted by at 6:23 PM on May 9, 2004
Taki Theodoracopoulos, who writes for The Spectator and the London Times, believes Lucan bought a 20-foot speedboat in the year before he disappeared.
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Looking for Lord Lucan - #1: The Troops of Midian
Posted by at 11:36 AM on May 2, 2004
How exactly did Lord Lucan escape from Britain in 1974?
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Posted by at 11:36 AM on May 2, 2004
How exactly did Lord Lucan escape from Britain in 1974?
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