Shitegeist: Philosophy & Religion
Members of sexist archaic elitist institution express grave concerns over sexist archaic elitist language
Posted by ender at 4:26 PM on February 5, 2011
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Ireland Introduces 'Ave Maria Law'
Posted by blather at 4:02 PM on September 17, 2010
[DONEGAL] Hot on the heels of the much-lauded ruling from a district judge who sentenced an Irish man to a pilgrimage up the side of Croagh Patrick for swearing at a member of the Gardai (the Irish police service) calls have been made by senior members of the judiciary to move quickly to impose 'Ave Maria law', which would see a dramatic increase in secular crimes being punished with overtly Catholic sentences.
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Posted by blather at 4:02 PM on September 17, 2010
[DONEGAL] Hot on the heels of the much-lauded ruling from a district judge who sentenced an Irish man to a pilgrimage up the side of Croagh Patrick for swearing at a member of the Gardai (the Irish police service) calls have been made by senior members of the judiciary to move quickly to impose 'Ave Maria law', which would see a dramatic increase in secular crimes being punished with overtly Catholic sentences.
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You're Knock Getting In Dressed Like That, Young Lady!
Posted by ender at 8:00 AM on August 19, 2010
Dress code inspection at the new changing facilities, Knock, Co. Mayo, Ireland.
In an attempt to crack down on rising numbers of wanton hussies, tramps and harlots attending the world famous Marian Shrine at Knock (Saudi Irelandistan), the Irish Catholic Church has instigated a new dress code for female pilgrims. The personal attire of all women and girls over the age of ten will now be assessed at each entry point by male security guards and/or priests. Slatterns and wenches showing too much skin will be given a few harmless slaps and a firm talking to, before being forced to don a habit or a burka for the duration of their visit.
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Posted by ender at 8:00 AM on August 19, 2010
Dress code inspection at the new changing facilities, Knock, Co. Mayo, Ireland.
In an attempt to crack down on rising numbers of wanton hussies, tramps and harlots attending the world famous Marian Shrine at Knock (Saudi Irelandistan), the Irish Catholic Church has instigated a new dress code for female pilgrims. The personal attire of all women and girls over the age of ten will now be assessed at each entry point by male security guards and/or priests. Slatterns and wenches showing too much skin will be given a few harmless slaps and a firm talking to, before being forced to don a habit or a burka for the duration of their visit.
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Bongs of the Angelus to be replaced with giant BWAHHHHH sounds from Inception
Posted by birdbath at 11:17 AM on August 3, 2010
DUBLIN - In a bid to make daily television more relevant to a broader audience, RTE have announced that as of Monday 9th August, the bongs of the Angelus (a daily broadcast of a bell ringing for the duration of one minute, accompanied by images of people pausing in contemplation) will be replaced with great, roaring blasts of noise, recently heard in Christopher Nolan's box-office smash, Inception.
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Posted by birdbath at 11:17 AM on August 3, 2010
DUBLIN - In a bid to make daily television more relevant to a broader audience, RTE have announced that as of Monday 9th August, the bongs of the Angelus (a daily broadcast of a bell ringing for the duration of one minute, accompanied by images of people pausing in contemplation) will be replaced with great, roaring blasts of noise, recently heard in Christopher Nolan's box-office smash, Inception.
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Snail Allegedly Prosecuted for Alleged Anti-Slimentologist Views
Posted by barry at 4:14 PM on May 25, 2008
A snail has allegedly been scooped off the ground and arrested, allegedly, for allegedly expressing anti-Slimentologist views outside the London headquarters of the Church of Slimentology. Allegedly.
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Posted by barry at 4:14 PM on May 25, 2008
A snail has allegedly been scooped off the ground and arrested, allegedly, for allegedly expressing anti-Slimentologist views outside the London headquarters of the Church of Slimentology. Allegedly.
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Taoist Problem Page
Posted by barry at 6:32 PM on October 16, 2006
Do you need answers?! Here are letters taken from the problem pages of magazines. They were meant for run-of-the-mill agony aunts, but we showed them to our own Taoist sage, who is never wrong!
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Posted by barry at 6:32 PM on October 16, 2006
Do you need answers?! Here are letters taken from the problem pages of magazines. They were meant for run-of-the-mill agony aunts, but we showed them to our own Taoist sage, who is never wrong!
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We have a new Lame Duck!
Posted by barry at 10:20 AM on April 20, 2005
Blather is pleased to announce to the world (through this olde-time medieval Shitegeist shite-brown smoke signal "emission") that we have a new Lame Duck!!!
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Posted by barry at 10:20 AM on April 20, 2005
Blather is pleased to announce to the world (through this olde-time medieval Shitegeist shite-brown smoke signal "emission") that we have a new Lame Duck!!!
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PopeIdol Day 4: Can Bono finally find what he's been looking for?
Posted by damien at 9:05 AM on April 6, 2005
Ok. So he didn't get the World Bank job and he hasn't managed to get those debts relieved. He's climbed the highest mountain and walked through the sea. So, now, how about a shot at the Papacy?
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Posted by damien at 9:05 AM on April 6, 2005
Ok. So he didn't get the World Bank job and he hasn't managed to get those debts relieved. He's climbed the highest mountain and walked through the sea. So, now, how about a shot at the Papacy?
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PopeIdol. Day 3: Dan Brown readers terrorised by ghost of JP2
Posted by damien at 8:46 AM on April 6, 2005
Just when we thought things couldn't get any weirder than they were (silver hammers across the head?), it appears that readers of The Davinci Sham, sorry Code, have been recieving spectral visits from the recently departed Pontiff...
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Posted by damien at 8:46 AM on April 6, 2005
Just when we thought things couldn't get any weirder than they were (silver hammers across the head?), it appears that readers of The Davinci Sham, sorry Code, have been recieving spectral visits from the recently departed Pontiff...
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'PopeIdol'. Day 2: It's Ladies Night!
Posted by damien at 9:16 AM on April 5, 2005
Blather brings you the story of Pope Joan. That's right - Joan. A woman. As in a bipedal creature with breasts and the ability to give birth. The opposite of a man. Like that thing in the picture...
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Posted by damien at 9:16 AM on April 5, 2005
Blather brings you the story of Pope Joan. That's right - Joan. A woman. As in a bipedal creature with breasts and the ability to give birth. The opposite of a man. Like that thing in the picture...
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Blather presents 'PopeIdol!' Day 1: Who should get the job?
Posted by damien at 2:12 PM on April 4, 2005
As JP2 shuffles off the mortal coil, the hype has started to build. Who will be the next Pope? We have a few ideas...
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Posted by damien at 2:12 PM on April 4, 2005
As JP2 shuffles off the mortal coil, the hype has started to build. Who will be the next Pope? We have a few ideas...
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Holy Sh*t discovered in Jerusalem
Posted by damien at 10:54 AM on February 24, 2004
Archaeologists made an astonishing announcement today...
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Posted by damien at 10:54 AM on February 24, 2004
Archaeologists made an astonishing announcement today...
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