Saddam Hussein Is Not Dead

Ye Gods. We would have thought that the rather gruesome video footage of Saddam Hussein’s execution – which has been plastered across every video-sharing website in the universe – would have put this nascent conspiracy theory to bed, but you can’t keep a good tin-foil hat down. From saddamisnotdead.com:

‘All the news networks of the world showing the antecedent moments to the hanging of Saddam Hussein. Journalists, Politicians, Everybody comment the death of Saddam Hussein.
But WHO HAS SEEN ENTIRELY THE HANGING OF SADDAM HUSSEIN?
WebSites like YouTUBE, Google Video should have on their homepages the video of this execution. But WHY is it completely impossible to find any scene bout this event?’

Riccardo S. Garelli
At first I thought this was an elaborate and well executed (ba-dum-tish) piss-take but apparently not. The site is the work of an Italian blogger named Riccardo S. Garelli who, having asserted that none of us have actually seen Hussein’s real execution, then proceeds to explain his theories on what’s really going on:

‘So what’s happening?
At this point we have to point out the actual world situation:
– Saddam was on bad terms with Iran and wished to invade it.
– the Iran has a serious intention to lead an energetic policy, based on the creation of Nuclear Power Plants. The equipment necessary to develop Nuclear Plants and enrich the Radioactive materials it’s the same of the equipments needed to create nuclear bombs.
– the United States and in general the Western Countries, have asked the Iran to interrupt the nuclear energetic policy.
– the Iran has cordially rejected the invites of the Western Countries and the UN, considering the document produced from the countries members “just a piece of paper”.
-China, and Korea have also intention of developing nuclear missles
– Japan (Allied with US) made pressure on the United States, SUCCEEDING, in order to let them restructure themselves army.’

And now, if you’ll excuse us, we need to go lie down in a darkened room because our head hurts.
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Saddam Hussein Is Not Dead

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Damien DeBarra was born in the late 20th century and grew up in Dublin, Ireland. He now lives in London, England where he shares a house with four laptops, three bikes and a large collection of chairs.

26 comments

  1. I wonder how good the doctor checked to make sure that Saddam was actually dead. I myself have seen people hang themselves fall to the ground only to wake up after they looked dead.

  2. sadams execcution is simply adding fuel to fire not only in iraq but also in all arab world.

  3. all the henging of saddam is to serve america and ity allies israil. the american propaganda and spending milions of dollars on it. is to split the muslim nation and fight each other. so that israi and america can live and watch their enemy distroying them selfs. not ones the american said that the fredom fieter of irak are fietting the invaders and the treater of iraq. the always say the sunni minoretty fightting the shiate. in the maater of fact ther is no sunni or shieate fatting another. but sunni and shiate fiatting the envader and the treaters and the enemy of the contry. the president is an out low sidded with the enemy of iraq. ( iran ) the prime minister was working for iran in the iraq/iran war. so america is well informed of that. and nominated the enemy of iraq to rool it. with that they are assured that there will be no peace in iraq.amd they are hooping that the fight will spred to other contrys in the midel east.it is well pland from before the invaging. the bosh administration cold not care less about distoying a few thousend life of the american soldgers. and a few hundred thousend life of the iraqis. it will serve israil. and israil exsistent.
    an austrailan thinker.

  4. Now that Saddam is dead, what next? Will there be peace in Iraq now? By the way, when will the Iraqis stop killing themselves? Don’t they think its about time all the killings stopped?

  5. the bush administration must be carefull, when they go in iraq was to find out the nuclea weapons, did they find it? they must tell the world. they are not there becouse of 148 people killed by Suddam. God is there!!! they must now that God is waiting 4 them. How many american soldiers die in Iraq? Its better Bush to be hangeng. Long life the Iraq people!!!!

  6. I am not a Muslim neither am i an Arab or from Iraq..am a simple Revolutionarist from Biafra.
    If the truth has to be told then i will say that the killing of Saddam Hussein is not Justice but vengance ie Revenge.
    Saddam they said commited Genocide right?
    Why didn’t the World Court try him,why did he face the charges in an Iraqi court?
    Ask yourselves these questions and you will land on the fact that it was just George Bush and his Aliens vs poor Saddam and his family.It is now all over but someday some one will have to answer for the brutal kiling of Saddam Hussein.
    cheers and happy new year to you all.

  7. Saddam dead or not dead who cares ! What differences dose is make to the life of poor Iraqis ? Filthy dirty Bush needs to be educated NOT to Interfere in other countries affair .

  8. The president is a genious!!!!! not only had he managed to get the american people to sob and follow him after 9/11 took place but he also had almost the whole country following him when he wanted to get back at bin laden. I tip my cap to Bush and his administration. He then managed to change his plan in Afghanistan to move on into IRAQ!! PURE GENIOUS. Do you remember all those terror alerts on t.v.? Red, Orange, Etc. Did they make Americans feel threatened? Threatened enough to give up some of their “freedom” in order to have more security in America. IT WORKED!!! If you look back in history, Hitler himself did the same thing. The Nazi’s used the same strategy in getting the people to back them to only start invading other countries when they realized what was really going on. Just like how NOW the American people are starting to realize what’s going on. Bush is not only a genious…he’s possibly the GREATEST Dictator/President of all time. ALL HAIL PRESIDENT BUSH! SALUTE!

  9. actually the man that the US troops caught is acttually not saddam hussein…there are 4-6 men who look like saddam hussein as the following: his brothers, body guards, and other of his people…you can actually contrast in his face…the one that is said to be saddam hussein and the saddam hussein before he was “caught”. You can see the shape of his eyebrows, and his moles on his face….saddam hussein has disguses…and he is smart…he would not be caught this easily…one more thing Bush Lover…we all know that Hitler did the same thing and starting invading other countries…guess what they had to pay 33 billion dollars for the war that they started……and what did sadam hussein do…poor guy was minding his own busines…how did your “george bush” forget about bin laden…he could not catch him so now saddam hussein…he is not a genius…one more thing…did america find any nuclear weapons of mass destruction???…………NO!!!……I am telling you George Bush thinks he caught saddam hussein…but know one thing asians are always going to be 2 steps ahead of you……another thing “har kuta ki ek din aata hai”…”every dog has his day”……….i hate george bush and love saddam hussein…i am a hussein lover……

  10. saddam shouldnt have been hanged there at that time nyways…..the government should get bush and him in the same room and blow theyre heads off at the same time…..that bastard bush needs to die as well…..besides the amount of people hussein killed in his whole life is over powered by how many bush must have gotton killed in a month….

  11. they actually caught Ahmed al Zamin…Saddam Hussein is in saudi arabia…ahmad al zamin is his body double…saddam hussein gave him the money (2.5 million dollars) to look like him and die for him…it was obvious in the end when he prayed and said im dieing for saddam hussein.

  12. they actually caught Ahmed al Zamin…Saddam Hussein is in saudi arabia…ahmad al zamin is his body double…saddam hussein gave him the money (2.5 million dollars) to look like him and die for him…it was obvious in the end when he prayed and said im dieing for saddam hussein.

  13. I, L’Afrique, is of the opinion that the real Saddam Hussein either died years ago, or has been somewhere watching engineered history. I am convinced that the being that surfaced as Saddam Hussein in a cave was simply a doppelganger – a copy – for the following reasons:
    1). The tale of a passive Saddam Hussein allegedly captured in a cave does not add up to the story of a very elusive and aggressive Saddam Hussein the world was told. That captured copy betrayed the true Saddam Hussein by being too cooperative in that captured scene! Although the captors attempted to rectify that passive image by presenting an aggressive Saddam Hussein during “his” trial, the giveaway had been picked up by several greatminds (myself included).
    2). Abasing “Saddam Hussein” immediately after the “capture” with open world view dental examination was immediate proof that the game players were trying, very hard, to convince the world (for what reason, indeed?) of a “not an imposter” the world was not even suspecting. Did you ever ask why the capturers found it necessary to openly verify dental records? Of course, the dental record of a good doppelganger would match that of the original person!
    3). I think they so quickly executed “Saddam Hussein” because his copy (probably due to quantum entanglement) may have become frightened and started rattling the truth! Oh, no! This is not simply science fiction! Well, let’s go dig that bag up and see just what we find!

  14. Saddam Hussein is alive he is in Saudi Arabi he payed a double Ahmed Al Zamin 2.5 million to his family to be his body double and while he was praying which they soon after hung him he said “I am dying for Saddam Hussein” and “I will be joining the Prophet(Mohammad) in paradise.” If you want proof go check the news. Saddam is alive!

  15. thank you….Rahmat….heres your proof birdbath…..or whatever your name is……actually, go check the magazines and it was allover the news……saddam hussein is in saudi arabia…i just think america should get invaded by asia or any country….lets see how americans feel…you cant just go blowing up countries cause they have nuclear weapons…….america is just trying to build there empire aroun the world…..it wasnt like saddam hussein was going to come here and blow america…..you say bush is just trying to send troops to iraq because he wants to “secure” iraq. yeah false…if they want to secure iraq then they wouldnt go and poin guns and little children and innocent people……….thats all i got to say

  16. anybody remember hao they said saddam had up to ten doubles at any time to distract his enemies? what happened to them? and who says they did’t just hang one of them? I BELIEVE SADDAM IS CURRENTLY LIVING IN THE GOLD COAST OF FRANCE, WITH HIS BUDDIES BABY DOC AND IDI AMIN.

  17. Antonio, Idi Amin died four years ago, and saddam hussein is not in France. He is in Saudi Arabia.

  18. I think the conspiracy does not match because if they did a repport of german engeneer who build a bunker for hussein for about 40millions dollars and the bunker would withstand a mini nuke strike why would saddam be in a rat hole as they state hummmmm

  19. I think the conspiracy does not match because if they did a repport of german engeneer who build a bunker for hussein for about 40millions dollars and the bunker would withstand a mini nuke strike why would saddam be in a rat hole as they state hummmmm

  20. iam 100%agree with Radhika knows the truth at January 28, 2007 5:37 PM she says :::::::::: NO!!!……I am telling you George Bush thinks he caught saddam hussein…but know one thing asians are always going to be 2 steps ahead of you……another thing “har kuta ki ek din aata hai”…”every dog has his day”……….i hate george bush and love saddam hussein…i am a hussein lover……
    Posted by: Radhika knows the truth at January 28, 2007 5:37 PM yes her kuta ka ek din aata hai kabhi osama esay sabak sikhaye ga (bush ko) saddam will always live in our heart

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