Killer Crabs (I Am Psychic)

Yeah, yes, hi, listen, so there I was thinking, to myself, idly, 'what's happening with killer crabs?' not even knowing if they even existed, y'understand, but y'know, I'd kind of heard those two words 'killer crabs' put together at some point in my life, dunno when, but, so, anyway I typed 'killer crabs' into google and lo-and-lo and behold - the very same day I went looking for killer crabs they were headline goddamn news!!!!!!!!

Killer Crabs March on UK

Except it wasn't headline news that day. When I sobered up (actually, if the truth be told, it was when I got more drunk) I saw that the news 'story' was from 28 Feb 2004.