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Marine Mammals 'Kidnapped' by the U.S. Navy
Posted by barry at 6:10 PM on January 24, 2010
'A lengthy rule governing the unintentional "taking" of marine mammals by the U.S. Navy, resulting in their harassment, injury, or death, was published in the Federal Register today. The rule does not deal with the use of marine mammals for defense missions that was the subject of a recent Navy Instruction, but with the damage to these animals that is anticipated due to military activities conducted at the Naval Surface Warfare Center.' - Read more and get the relevant links from the Federation of American Scientists.
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Marine Mammals 'Working' for the U.S. Navy
Posted by barry at 6:05 PM on January 24, 2010
'A new U.S. Navy Instruction updates Navy policy on the use of marine mammals for national security missions.It seems that by law (10 USC 7524), the Secretary of Defense is authorized to "take" (or acquire) up to 25 wild marine mammals each year "for national defense purposes." These mammals -- including whales, dolphins, porpoises, seals and sea lions -- are used for military missions such as locating and marking underwater mines, and providing force protection against unauthorized swimmers or vehicles, among other things.' - Read the full story (and download the pdf of the Navy Instruction) from the Federation of American Scientists
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Snakes Alive! Python found on the River Slaney
Posted by sue at 9:34 AM on September 18, 2009
python.jpg (image by KhayaL, used under a Creative Commons License) Or not, as the case may be, luckily for folk living along the banks of the river Slaney. St. Patrick might be turning in his grave. Scientists from the Irish Fisheries Board conducting researches in the river Slaney, Co. Wexford were not expecting to find a dead snake as part of their haul. The 10 foot python is believed to be either an escapee or a released pet... Read more at the Irish Times
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Phil Hendrie's 'Molesters Picnic'
Posted by damien at 1:29 PM on May 11, 2009
'She's in a suitcase by 10.30' http://www.philhendrieshow.com/
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Orang-Utan Jailbreak
Posted by barry at 4:02 PM on May 10, 2009
'An Australian zoo was evacuated after an "ingenious" orang-utan escaped from her enclosure by short-circuiting an electric fence today. Staff at Adelaide zoo said 137lb (62kg) Karta used a stick to short-circuit the electric wires around her enclosure before piling up some more sticks to climb out' - Guardian 10 May 2009. Yay! Long live the rebellion!
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Extreme Shepherding
Posted by daev at 5:35 PM on April 29, 2009
God, I just love the internet sometimes...Thanks to Kate Kelly for bringing to my attention this rather whacky project by a bunch of Welsh shepherds. Using sheep and sheepdogs, and LEDs they create animations of giant sheep, fireworks, pong and more... apparently for a Samsung advert. More here: Read more about this video
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Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno
Posted by daev at 9:14 AM on April 24, 2009
Ah, Isabella Rossellini. I've had a crush on her for years. And her mum, Ingrid Bergman too. Isabella (yes, I imagine we're on first name terms) is often associated with enigmatic, unHollywoodish roles such as the doomed lounge singer Dorothy Vallens in David Lynch's Blue Velvet, but has had a long history of activism and philanthropy. Isabella strikes me as a person who does the stuff that interests her. She keeps her own counsel. So now, at the age of 56, it's intriguing that Isabella's making porno movies. Did I say porn? Aye, I did. Green Porno. Whatever you're expecting, well, you're probably going to be wrong.
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Bull in a Supermarket, Ballinrobe
Posted by daev at 9:01 AM on April 24, 2009
I don't know which is funnier - the story of this young bull escaping from the mart and hurtling through SuperValu supermarket, in Ballinrobe, Co. Mayo, or the woeful wisecracks of all the humans involved.... and yes, it was probably looking for a china shop.
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Hail to the Rebel Chimp
Posted by barry at 7:50 PM on March 10, 2009
'For the past 12 years, visitors to Sweden's Furuvik Zoo have boldly approached the chimpanzee enclosure only to beat a hurried retreat after being rudely pelted with stones by one of the apes. Now scientists have claimed that the culprit, Santino, who collects arsenals of weapons ready to throw at visitors, is living proof that animals are able to plan for the future, a skill previously thought to be restricted to humans.' Story and picture in the Independent
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Paddy Hart - the whaler from Pearse St.
Posted by daev at 5:33 PM on January 14, 2009
With all the Christmas and my inter-continential shenanigans last month, I never re-posted this article I wrote over on the Greenpeace Making Waves blog
Last week, I had the pleasure of meeting the wonderful Paddy Hart, a Dublin-born, Australian ex-whaler. "What is going on?", you may well ask. "Is Greenpeace now consorting with whalers?". Note that I said "ex-whaler" - Paddy was in Tokyo, Japan to support Junichi and Toru - the Tokyo Two, to ask Prime Minister Aso to quite whaling, and to reassure Japan's whalers that there is life after whaling. Naturally, if you put two Irishmen together, you'll never get us to shut up, so I spent a few days hearing of Paddy's adventures over the years (and I told a few shaggy dog yarns myself). As well as being a great storyteller, Paddy was the skipper and harpoonist of a whaling vessel in Albany, Western Australia, in the 1970s until public opinion and economic rationale closed down the Cheynes Beach Whaling Company - the last whaling operation in the English-speaking world.
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Mark Twain was right: Google Earth shows that all cows point north
Posted by damien at 11:15 AM on September 7, 2008
moos.jpg (photo 'Spring Moos' by Fiona McGinty) I can't believe it took me a week to see this. The missus told me this the other night but I assumed she was winding me up as usual. Turns out she wasn't. The Beeb reports: 'Images from Google Earth have confirmed that cattle tend to align their bodies in a north-south direction. Wild deer also display this behaviour - a phenomenon that has apparently gone unnoticed by herdsmen and hunters for thousands of years. In the Proceedings for the National Academy of Sciences, scientists say the Earth's magnetic fields may influence the behaviour of these animals. The Earth can be viewed as a huge magnet, with magnetic north and south situated close to the geographical poles.' Now that's what technology and the web are for - showing us the wonderful weirdness in the humdrum of the everyday. Beautiful. Of course, as many bloggers have pointed out, there's nothing really new here: Mark Twain made this observation in Huckleberry Finn. It's an intriguing story and one that gets better the more you look into it. For some interesting theories and explanations, have a look at the comments below this entry from the folks over at the Freakonomics blog.
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Live Bat Worn in Bra
Posted by barry at 6:58 PM on July 9, 2008
A stark warning to women who think they can get dressed in the dark! "A teenager spoke of her shock today after finding a bat curled up in the bra she had been wearing for five hours." This story from the Independent.
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Greenpeace Whistleblowers arrested in Japan for exposing whale meat scandal
Posted by daev at 6:01 PM on June 20, 2008
Two of my Greenpeace Japan colleagues, activists, Junichi and Toru, have been arrested for exposing the stolen whale meat scandal which led to the ongoing investigation by the Tokyo Public Prosecutor of the government's Southern Ocean whale hunt. They're being investigated for allegedly stealing a box of whale meat - yet they delivered the meat to the public prosecutor a month ago, as evidence of a systematic whale meat smuggling operation. The activists had tracked the box, along with many others like it, after it had been smuggled off the Nisshin Maru, following its return from the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary. They then followed the shipment to a depot in Tokyo, where they intercepted one of four boxes destined for the same private address, in order to verify the contents, and establish the fraud being carried out against the taxpayer. Read more here Outrage: Greenpeace whale meat scandal whistleblowers arrested in Japan » or Greenpeace activists arrested for exposing Japan's whale meat scandal » Take Action - tell the Japanese government to release them! »
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A Million Monkeys, A Million Typewriters
Posted by damien at 9:27 PM on May 28, 2008
chickentype.jpg More here


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Whale Meat Scandal Uncovered in Japan
Posted by daev at 6:52 AM on May 16, 2008


Greetings from Tokyo, Japan, where I've been of the last week, working with the Greenpeace Japan team, who've managed to uncover a major scandal involving the smuggling of whalemeat:
"Stake outs, testimony from informers, hidden cameras and tailing trucks full of stolen goods - it reads like a Hollywood movie, but it was an every day experience for Greenpeace activists in Japan, who have spent four months cracking open a major conspiracy of corruption at the heart of Japan's government-backed, sham scientific whaling operation."
"[Yesterday] we displayed a cardboard box filled with the best cuts of whale meat, smuggled ashore by the crew of the Japanese whaling factory ship, Nisshin Maru, for illegal trade and personal gain, at the Japanese taxpayer's expense. The box, along with videotaped testimony and other evidence, suggest widespread embezzlement of whale meat has been occuring for decades under the noses of the public officials who run the whaling programme, and are allowing it to happen."

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Freak insect behaviour in Bethnal Green, East London
Posted by damien at 8:45 PM on May 15, 2008
silky.jpg Taken by Twenty Questions, this photo shows some rather unusual insect behaviour on Cambridge Heath Rd., Bethnal Green, East London.
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Ultimate Antarctic perversion: Fur seals and penguins have sex. Sort of.
Posted by daev at 1:33 PM on May 5, 2008
Adelie Penguin -  Pygoscelis adeliae
Worried looking penguin. Get high quality version: Lonely Adelie Penguin - Pygoscelis adeliae , originally uploaded by blather.
Breaking bank holiday news from the BBC:
An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin. The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.

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Romanian man 'rears' lion in garden until neighbors complain
Posted by damien at 3:28 PM on April 17, 2008
'Honestly your honour, she backed into me'. Best news story of the week. EVER.
'BUCHAREST, Romania -- Romanian media say a man was rearing a lion in his back garden until neighbors decided they had heard enough roaring and called police. Rompres state news agency said police found a caged 3-year-old lioness, as well as two deer, a stag and two peacocks roaming the garden of the man's home in the southern village of Pietrosita.'
Via MiamiHerald.com

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Japanese whaler Nisshin Maru back in port - now stay there!
Posted by daev at 12:47 PM on April 15, 2008
Nisshin Maru arrives in Tokyo: Failed Research © Greenpeace/Naomi Toyoda As some you might be aware, I spent most of January on board the Greenpeace ship Esperanza, in the Southern Ocean. We found and chased Japan's factory whaling ship, the Nisshin Maru for nearly 15 days, over 4300 miles. Well, the Nisshin Maru is back in port today in Tokyo, where some of my colleagues from Greenpeace Japan "welcomed" it with"failed" to accompany the ubiquitous and Orwellian "RESEARCH" painted on its hull. During its five months at sea, the Nisshin Maruwas responsible for taking 551 minke whales from the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary - far less than the 1035 whales planned, but more than a hundred than were killed three years ago. Read more about the Nisshin Maru on the Making Waves blog »
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The Wild One
Posted by ender at 3:08 PM on April 9, 2008
Fergus Drennan, from Canterbury is planning on only consuming wild food and water for the next year in the interests of science. “By the end of the year I intend to have a full set of clothes from boots and trousers to a jacket, made from animal skins. I’m researching the whole tanning process at the moment.” Dubbed the Roadkill Chef, Mr Drennan also has a badger, four pheasants, rabbit and squirrel -all picked up from the side of the road – in his deep freeze. “I’m really anxious and haven’t slept properly for three nights,” he admitted on the eve of the experiment. More here
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Crocodile Kidnapped in Bergen, Norway
Posted by barry at 2:17 AM on April 1, 2008
"An aquarium in Bergen is offering a reward for information leading to the return of a crocodile that apparently was snatched during opening hours over the weekend." Full story in English-language version of Aftenposten.
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ABC: Big Cat Spotted near Letterkenny, Donegal
Posted by daev at 10:45 AM on March 14, 2008
big cat letterkenny donegal We can't credit the photo, as the Irish Independent didn't give one either! The beast of Letterrkenny! According to today's Irish Independent, a large black mystery cat has been seen prowling around fields where sheep were recently mauled. Gardai are currently awaiting tests on droppings found near the animals, to determine what kind of predator is responsible. The photograph above appeared in the Irish Independent, uncredited, apparently taken by unnamed woman in the Ballylawn area of Manorcunningham, Co Donegal.
It is taken from a distance, so it is impossible to be certain, but the woman who took the picture saw this animal up close in her garden and she knows it wasn't a dog," said [Garda/Police] Supt Vincent O'Brien. He confirmed that Gardai had met with the local ISPCA inspector and the county's wildlife officer as concerns began to grow about the animal.
"We have got dropping samples and they've been sent away for analysis, so we're not exactly sure what kind of animal we're dealing with. However, the sightings report that it was a large, black, cat-type animal such as a cougar, that moved extremely fast across the fields, and was noticed crawling on its belly," he said.
Full story in Irish Independent » We at blather.net have been following the out-of-place animal reports for some years now - there's been a real spate of big cat sightings in recent years fueling speculation on inadequate animal importation laws, cover-ups of escapes from exotic collections, or animals being dumped by unsavoury circus owners. Other Irish Big Cat stories from the last few years » More as it happens...

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Pygmy hippos photographed in the wild
Posted by barry at 8:14 PM on March 13, 2008
"Two civil wars, illegal logging and poaching - it was thought this was more than enough to wipe out Liberia's population of pygmy hippos. But this rare and endangered species has survived against the odds and there are photographs to prove it." Full story on the BBC news website.
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Japan's whaling fleet delayed during Bush, Fukuda meeting - and 50 humpback whales may be spared!
Posted by daev at 9:38 AM on November 16, 2007
Esperanza, Greenpeace, George Bush, Yasuo Fukuda, whaling, whales © Greenpeace/Rezac. (That's me, in the black top, just above the 'D' in Fukuda) It's not often that I get to hassle two world leaders in one day. If I get my almost finished rant about Bertie Ahern finished, I'll be up to three in one day - from a boat too, believe it or not. Yes, I'm back at sea again, sitting here on the Greenpeace ship Esperanza, coming to blather.net via satellite from somewhere south of Japan. This time, I'm Communications Officer. Irene is the webbie this time. She writes:
"So here we are, just outside Japanese territorial waters. It looks like the Japanese whaling fleet does not want to leave the port of Shimonoseki just yet. At least not as long as the Japanese Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda is in Washington having meetings with President George W. Bush. There is an obvious risk of political embarrassment, especially when dealing with countries like the USA, which supports whale conservation."
More: The whaling fleet delays departure and hides in port » Elsewhere, Brian has just posted this blog:
"Greenpeace and the Japanese Fisheries Agency have been locked in conflict over whaling for a long time, and sometimes the game of figuring out your opponent's moves can look an awful lot like the old Mad Magazine comic, Spy vs. Spy."
He continues:
"Here's an interesting one: a rumour from a well-placed source that the Japanese Fisheries Agency has decided to quietly abandon plans to hunt 50 threatened humpbacks as part of their psuedo-research whaling efforts this year."
More: Rumours from Tokyo: Humpbacks to be spared the harpoon? This is pretty incredible. Of course, it may be a red herring - if everyone gets excited about the humpbacks - which are threatened and very iconic - but then everyone forgets about the 50 endangered fin whales and the 935 minke whales that the whaling fleet plans to kill over the next few months. Brian continues:
"Now at this stage all we have is an unconfirmed rumour. And we don't know whether this was a decision taken over fears that selling the whalemeat from the "scientific" hunt might be a violation of the Convention on the International Trade in Endangered Species, or if there were concerns about public outrage over the killing of the sea's most charismatic of whales, or -- who knows -- they've been convinced by the case we're making for non-lethal research via the Great Whale Trail."
So, we wait, and see... humpbacks or not, when the whaling fleet leaves port, we'll be sticking with them, all the way to the Southern Ocean from Japan. - Dave


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Kangaroo on the loose in Denmark
Posted by daev at 7:02 AM on November 11, 2007
As a website of record, it is important for us to report on the things that really matter. Over the years, we've managed to keep Blather readers up to date with breaking news on out of place kangaroos all over the world. But not Australia. The latest 'roo story is from Copenhagen, Denmark:
"Danish police have appealed for public help to track down a kangaroo that escaped from its owner's home in Copenhagen. Two of the fleet-footed native Australian marsupials escaped from their owner's residence in the Copenhagen neighbourhood of Amager on Monday. One found its own way home today but the second remains on the loose, police said. advertisement 'Passersby saw it and its owner, Jan Passer, is on his way to try to persuade it to return home,' a police officer said. 'He is very nice, according to his owner, and easy to cajole with just a carrot,' he added."

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Monkey Attack!
Posted by barry at 7:52 PM on October 21, 2007
"NEW DELHI: Delhi's Deputy Mayor S S Bajwa died in New Delhi on Sunday of head injuries after falling from the terrace of his house following an attack by monkeys." Full story on the monkey menace in the Times of India.
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Greenpeace use Google Maps to track hunted humpback whales
Posted by daev at 10:54 AM on October 11, 2007
Greenpeace Great Whale Trail Greenpeace have launched the Great Whale Trail, following the migration of humpback whales from the warm tropical waters of the South Pacific, where they breed, to the icy Southern Ocean around Antarctica, where they feed. And they're doing it via satellite tracking and Google Maps. Nifty. Why are they doing this? Well, it's simple, really: whales must not be allowed to die in the thousands for needless, discredited "research," - like that carried out by the Japanese whaling fleet, when they kill more than 900 whales every year. The satellite tracking whales in the Southern Ocean will be used to prove that non-lethal means can be used to do some real research! Track the whales on Google Maps » Read more here on Making Waves »
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Video: Save the dugong of Okinawa
Posted by daev at 2:20 PM on September 22, 2007
I'm crossposting this from Making Waves.
Important developments have unfolded in Japan since we wrote earlier this month about the threatened dugongs and plans to expand a U.S. military base on Okinawa's coast. The large marine mammals and their habitat on the north-east coast of Okinawa Island can be saved, but our window of opportunity to act is closing fast.
Shinzo Abe's recent resignation as Prime Minister of Japan, and the discovery of precious colony of blue corals in the airbase construction site have improved our odds of success.
The Environmental Impact Assessment (EIA) for the proposed airbase site is open for public comment throughout September. After that time, the authorities will tell us "you've had your chance".
Can you send a message to the Japanese government right now, or forward this message to your friends by email and on facebook, myspace and hi5 to join our call to save the dugongs and stop the airbase. (There's heaps of background information you can blog about too!)

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Okinawa: Save the dugongs, and stop the U.S. Military base!
Posted by daev at 2:34 PM on September 10, 2007
From Greenpeace:
Dugongs living on the coast of Japan's Okinawa island are threatened by the proposed expansion of a U.S. military base there. Construction of the airbase would destroy local coral reefs, the habitat of the dugong, and thousands of other creatures, including three species of threatened turtle.
Ok, so you're all wondering what the hell a dugong is, right? Well, here's one for you. It's a bit like a manatee. © Roberto Sozzani

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Lions, buffalo and crocodiles: The battle at Kruger.
Posted by daev at 4:22 PM on September 6, 2007
I don't tend to post videos much on blather, but this one is worth it, even for the squeamish or faint of heart. Think of all those David-Attenborough-voiced documentaries you've seen: "And here are the buffalo... coming, as they do, to the water, to drink. But the lions are hungry, and lie in wait to feed on the more vulnerable members of the herd." Now forget about all that, and think again. This little nature movie is just surprise after surprise... It's been on line since May, but i didn't see it till now, when Shane Stokes posted it on his facebook page:
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St. Patrick be damned: snakes now on menu in Keady, Northern Ireland
Posted by daev at 10:18 AM on August 25, 2007
It's funny what makes the news. One minute you're indulging in some perfectly normal, common-or-garden domestic violence in a small Northern Irish village. You make the mistake of involving a reptile, and bang, the Miami Herald knows all about it.
Shane Cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in Belfast High Court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, Coleen McGleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python Aug. 4.
McGleenon's lawyers said he headbutted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. "Your snake tasted lovely," he was quoted as saying.
Oddly enough, the village of Keady was the location for the 1996 movie The Eliminator, which featured St. Patrick as a character, and one of the best damn car chases I've ever seen. Miami Herald: Man bites girlfriend's snake, court told » Thanks to "Bill" for writing to us about this story

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Iceland to stop whaling
Posted by daev at 5:06 PM on August 24, 2007
Result! One country down, two to go. Norway and Japan are the only two countries left flying in the face of world opinion, after Iceland's fisheries minister, Einar K. Guofinnsson was quoted by Reuters as saying "The whaling industry, like any other industry, has to obey the market. If there is no profitability there is no foundation for resuming with the killing of whales," Guofinnsson said he won't issue a new quota until the "market conditions for whale meat improve" and permission to export whale products to Japan is secured. Presumably, the 5,000 tonnes of whalemeat currently sitting in Japan's coldrooms will need to get sold first.
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Sudanese Man Marries His Goat
Posted by damien at 4:09 PM on June 20, 2007
A truly heart-warming tale:
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
More at the Beeb

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Irish dolphins start making their own shoes, apparently
Posted by daev at 7:18 PM on May 14, 2007
According to some lazy fuckwit of an AFP journalist, dolphins in the Shannon Estuary are making shoes for themselves. What this gobshite doesn't realise is that dolphins gave up having legs around 50 million years ago. So why would they be making shoes?
"Irish dolphins could have their own brogue: scientists"
But wait. He says brogue. Is he saying that the shannon dolphins are going to wear a big shoe on their one tail? No, he's talking about a dialect. It appears that in some dialects of 'English', the word "brogue", rather than meaning shoe, means "dialect". Funny, eh? Yes, hahah.

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Vote NO to commercial whaling
Posted by daev at 5:17 PM on May 14, 2007
I'll be hitting the road again soon, heading to Alaska for the International Whaling Commission Meeting - the place where decisions are made on whale hunting. In the run-up to the shennanigans there, we're asking people to contact various foreign ministers around the world - the ones who, in some cases, need to get off the fence, or wake up to their voters needs. Countries like Ireland and the UK aren't listed - cos they're already behaving. The US is included because the IWC is being hosted there...
"The future of the whales will be decided in Anchorage, Alaska, in a couple of weeks time. We need you to make your voice heard once again. The key governments in the debate need to hear from you that you demand that the International Whaling Commission works to protect whales." Continue here »
whales weblog whales.greenpeace.org - get involved! Governments emailed: Antigua and Barbuda Belize Cameroon Cote D' Ivoire Denmark Dominica Finland Grenada Guatemala Kenya Kiribati Marshall Islands Monaco Morocco Nauru Oman Palau Saint Kitts and Nevis Saint Lucia Saint Vincent and the Grenadines Senegal Solomon Islands South Africa South Korea Sweden Switzerland Tuvalu United States of America

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Baby whale stranded in Brooklyn, New York
Posted by daev at 2:58 PM on April 18, 2007
Remember the story last year about the whale dying in the Thames, central London? Now New York's borough of Brooklyn has a tale (fluke) to rival that story. A baby minke whale has wandered into the polluted and murky Gowanus Canal, and has hit the headlines, big time. A Greenpeace colleague of mine, has been blogging about it on the Defending whales blog. She writes:
In a former life, I was a chemist, and I worked with some pretty nasty stuff, ranging from nuclear waste to organic reactions involving cyanide. That's why the references to the canal's contaminants worry me. If you do a little digging on the internet, you'll find out why:
Whale watching in Brooklyn »
A cruise up the murky Gowanus Canal is a journey into the heart of darkest Brooklyn. These sell-out excursions focus not on romance, fine dining or savoring the Manhattan skyline. Instead, throngs lining the boat railings observe rust-belt factories along the waterway, forming a forbidden jungle. One shocked passenger described the scene as "post-apocalyptic." Rusting bridges span overhead. Junkyard dogs snarl and bark from littered banks. Only the presence of dead rats and trash break the colorful sheen of oil on water that prompted the local sobriquet, "Lavender Lake."
Can Brooklyn's Gowanus Canal Be Cleaned Up? I'm hoping the little whale gets out of the canal - but it's worth bearing in mind the disproportionate hype over one whale last year in London. The Brooklyn whale is a minke - 935 Antarctic minkes were targetted by the Japanese whaling fleet last season. Norway is currently hunting minkes in the North Atlantic. Let's work at saving all of the whales! BBC: Lost whale dies after rescue bid » Whale watching in Brooklyn » New Update: The Brooklyn Whale has died »

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Runaway Kangaroo in Roscommon
Posted by daev at 3:52 PM on January 12, 2007
"Gardai were called in yesterday to try to trace a missing kangaroo in the West. The brown two-year-old kangaroo escaped from a field in Co Roscommon on Sunday evening and has not been seen since, to its owner's distress. The animal was being cared for as a pet in a field at Crennane, between Ballaghaderreen and Loughglynn. However, he escaped on Sunday evening and there have been no reports of any sightings since then."
Irish Independent: Keep an eye out for runaway kangaroo » Earlier story: July 2006: Circus Kangaroo escapes in Ireland »

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The Yangtze River dolphin is now extinct
Posted by damien at 9:38 PM on December 18, 2006
Just what you want to read coming into Christmas week. From the WCDS:
'An expedition to document the last remaining Chinese river dolphins has returned after a six week survey which covered the entire known range of the baiji or Yangtze River dolphin. A team of international scientists using both visual and acoustic monitoring techniques made a full sweep of the area but failed to record one sighting, leading experts to believe that this species is now extinct. WDCS is devastated by the loss of the baiji, or Yangtze River dolphin, the first recorded extinction of a cetacean species to be caused by human activity. The baiji represents a loss not just of a species but a whole family of animals which were endemic to the Yangtze River and evolved separately to other whales and dolphins for over 20 million years. The baiji was described as a ‘living fossil’, remaining as it had, unchanged for at least 3 million years since it first left the sea to swim into the Yangtze River. '
But what happened? From Wikipedia:
The World Conservation Union (IUCN) has noted the following as threats to the species: a period of hunting by humans during the Great Leap Forward, entanglement in fishing gear, the illegal practice of electric fishing, collisions with boats and ships, habitat loss, and pollution. During the Great Leap Forward, when traditional veneration of the Baiji was denounced, it was hunted for its flesh and skin, and it quickly became scarce. As China developed economically, pressure on the river dolphin grew significantly. Industrial and residential waste flowed into the Yangtze. The riverbed was dredged and reinforced with concrete in many locations. Ship traffic multiplied, the size of the boats grew, and fishermen employed wider and more lethal nets. Noise pollution made the nearly blind animal prone to collisions with propellers. Stocks of the dolphin's prey had declined drastically in recent decades as well, with some fish populations declining to one thousandth of their pre-industrial levels.
We particularly like the euphemistic use of 'Great Leap Forward' for 'the ruthless butchery of anyone with an opinion that we don't like'. +More+ WCDS article Baiji (Wikipedia)

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Mississippi Hillbillies Pig-flinging Hissy-fit
Posted by damien at 11:56 AM on December 18, 2006
Ya-huck!
'Kevin Pugh, 20, of Cedar Bluff, has been fined $279 for tossing a pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express in West Point on Nov. 12. Pugh pleaded guilty Tuesday in city court to a charge of disturbing the peace. McCaskill said there have been four late-night incidents involving animal-tossing at West Point businesses. Twice a pig was tossed and two of the incidents involved possums. All four of the disturbances took place between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m., McCaskill said. Pugh is accused in a second animal-throwing incident at a Hardee's restaurant. He has pleaded innocent to disturbing the peace in that case and will appear in city court on Dec. 19.'
+More+ From SFGate

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Are you ready to seek the Lord Jesus Christ? Making a dog's arse of it...
Posted by amber at 6:06 PM on November 8, 2006
It seems that the son of God likes to pop up in unexpected places. When he 'appeared' in the ultrasound scan of an expectant mother, she felt blessed. I wonder what she would have thought of this.
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Wholphin? Wolphin? Dolphins with four fins... phins?
Posted by daev at 5:06 PM on November 8, 2006
First - the wolphin, or wholphin. Truth be told, when I saw this image on MSNBC, I thought "photoshop job" - not only is it kind of a tacky looking photograph, but the image itself look weird - possibly from being overcompressed. Still, it does seem to be real. These hybrids are known in the wild, but the only two in captivity are in "Sea Life Park". Having observed them so much in the wild, the idea of ceteceans in captivity rankles - but that's just my opinion. The mother wholpin, according to MSNBC, is called Kekaimalu, whose name means "from the peaceful ocean," was born 19 years ago after a surprise coupling between a 14-foot, 2,000-pound male false killer whale and a 6- foot, 400-pound female dolphin. I think it's a fair assumption that it was the dolphin who got the biggest surprise.
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Out of place animal: Sevengill shark caught off Irish coast
Posted by daev at 3:01 PM on October 19, 2006
"An aggressive shark normally found in the Pacific or off the warm waters of Africa at this time of year has been caught in the nets of a Kerry fishing vessel off Fastnet Rock. The sevengill, or cow shark, was brought up on Tuesday morning in the nets of the HollyB, owned by John O'Donnell of Cloghane, and it was presented to a rare fish expert attached to the Mara Beo aquarium in An Daingean. The fish, a female, was already dead and is now on its way to the Museum of Natural History."
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The cat that thinks it is a pigeon
Posted by Suzanne at 10:05 AM on October 14, 2006
When Wendy Hobbs spotted a cat up a tree in her garden a week ago, she was tempted to phone the fire brigade to get it back to earth. But she soon realised that the tortoiseshell stray was there out of choice - and had set up home in a bird's nest.
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How to contact your dead pet
Posted by damien at 9:28 AM on October 3, 2006
A charming, if odd, idea this. Joshua P. Warren has authored a book entitled 'Pet Ghosts: Animal Encounters From Beyond the Grave' in which he details how you can make contact with your departed pets: From Vickie Snow at DailySouthTown.com:
'First, Warren says, be mindful and rule out the conventional. "A simple explanation is usually the correct one," Warren said. In other words, don't assume you saw Fido's ghost when it could have been a shadow of another object or a hallucination. A pet ghost could be luminous or even appear as it did in life. "You don't necessarily know when you see an animal if it's a ghost or not," Warren said. "It's much easier to identify a loved one who's passed and come back." Second, help Fido want to come home. "Don't forget them because they're gone," said Jungles, who owns three cats. "Keep their toys and blankets around. They (ghosts) will go where they're happiest." Warren agrees. "Recreate an environment conducive to the pet's life," he said. "Use your imagination and treat it like it's alive." Third, create conditions ideal for ghost hunting...'
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Dog sacrificed on make-shift altar in Wicklow woods
Posted by daev at 6:59 PM on August 29, 2006
Looks like there's some amateur satanism on the go! Must be all the fine weather, and with the kids off school... (thanks to Emily for forwarding this one on)
The Irish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is investigating reports that a dog was sacrificed in the Co Wicklow village of Enniskerry.
The disturbing act is understood to have happened about two weeks ago at Knocksink woods.
The ISPCA says it has received confirmation that a dog was killed and bled dry on a purpose-built altar made from stones taken from the river and cemented together.
It says it considers the killing to be "a most serious incident" and is horrified that nobody contacted the authorities earlier.
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Cows Moo In Regional Accents
Posted by gris at 10:22 AM on August 23, 2006
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Dairy farmers in Somerset have apparently confirmed that cows moo with distinctive local twangs.
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Pet goat taken on drunken joyride, fueled by cider
Posted by daev at 11:38 AM on August 10, 2006
Wales: "A man who drank six litres of cider at a party went on to steal a goat and take it on a joyride, a court heard. Drunken Carl Anthony Myles took a shine to 11-month-old Snowy as he walked home from a party last month. Neath magistrates' court heard that, after leading the goat from a local smallholding, Myles put it in the back of a Volvo car belonging to a farmer Huw Leyshon who lived nearby. He was apprehended by Mr Leyshon after crashing his car into a tractor. Snowy died two days later."
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Crash: Penguins, an octopus and exotic fish
Posted by daev at 10:56 AM on August 10, 2006
"Texas highway patrol officers carried out one of their strangest rescues after a truck carrying 25 penguins, an octopus and exotic fish overturned." "Four of the penguins and some of the tropical fish died, while the driver and passenger sustained minor injuries." BBC: Penguins in Texas highway crash
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Animal Cruelty in Britain
Posted by daev at 9:58 AM on July 26, 2006
Consider this: "A worrying rise in animal cruelty occurred last year with an increase in convictions and cases including a cat boiled to death in a washing machine and an owner sawing off his dog's leg, the RSPCA said on Wednesday." Animal cruelty on the rise (reuters) And then, from last week:
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Circus Kangaroo escapes in Ireland
Posted by damien at 9:15 AM on July 20, 2006
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'What's that Hoppy? CIA planes are re-fuelling at Irish airports as they transport people abroad for torture?' Ooo yeah. This is just great news. A circus kangaroo, named 'Sydney', has escaped from the touring party he was with near the southern Irish port of Kinsale and made off into the local hills. Now re-named 'Hoppy' by locals, the AWOL marsupial seems to have quickly gained local affection. 'What's that Hoppy? Shell are building a gas line across the country and fucking up the local environment?'

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Looking after the relatives
Posted by waterwolf at 4:52 PM on June 28, 2006
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Today in Spain's parliament, politicians are scheduled to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great apes. This is probably the first time that any government has recognised the rights of great apes anywhere in the world. Although no actual laws are being passed on the issue yet, more may follow.

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The duck that stopped Dublin
Posted by damien at 7:02 PM on June 18, 2006
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Dublin ground to a halt this Friday last. Not as a result of spontaneous grief and mourning at the passing of former Taoiseach (Prime Minister) Charles J. Haughey (pause for peals of laughter), but rather due to the no-shit, 'don't fuck with me' attitude of a female duck.

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"Cat"-scan predicts epileptic fits.
Posted by waterwolf at 4:10 PM on June 14, 2006
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We've previously reported on how Dog Doctors Are Better Than A Mammogram and now more evidence of medically marvellous animals can be seen thanks to Tee Cee, the amazing epilepsy predicting cat !

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No Vegetable Is Safe From The Evil Giant Rabbit Of DOOM !
Posted by waterwolf at 1:15 PM on April 10, 2006
Where are Wallace and Gromit when you really need them ? They're probably swanning off around Hollywood at the moment, stuffing their faces with expensive cheese. Meanwhile another middle England village is being terrorised by a giant prize vegetable destroying rabbit....
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Austria: Police chase kangaroo through snow
Posted by daev at 4:31 PM on March 16, 2006
Police in southern Austria today chased a kangaroo through the snow after the animal jumped a fence and decided to go walkabout in the wintery surroundings. But the animal – discovered on a country road about three miles outside the town of St Veit in the province of Carinthia – evaded police capture, local police officer Joerg Fortin said.
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Panther Seen in Co. Leitrim
Posted by daev at 4:27 PM on March 16, 2006
From today's Irish Independent: Wildlife photographer Frederic Dorange could scarcely believe his eyes when he looked out his kitchen window and saw a panther prowling in the long grass 200 metres from his back door. This is at least the third such sighting of a cat-like creature in the south Leitrim area so far this year, and Frederic believes it is probably the same animal that had prompted a major air and ground search in Co Monaghan 18 months ago.
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The London Pestival - Insects!
Posted by daev at 10:25 AM on March 9, 2006
“If all mankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago. If insects were to vanish, the environment would collapse into chaos.” E.O Wilson The First International Arts Pestival is dedicated to raising awareness of the integral role insects play in the global ecosystem and in all animal societies. Many of those insects are increasingly endangered through human action.
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Canadian Seal Hunt to Commence in 34 days
Posted by amber at 7:42 PM on February 22, 2006
Growing up in New England, and having spent many summer days on the coast, I have seen my fair share of seals. They are curious and playful and down right adorable. One summer, I was camping off the coast of Maine - you had to canoe out to the island and back - which was most everyday for grocery essentials. This island was located in a very sheltered inlet - the surface was extrememly calm so you could see everything popping up and down in the water - including the seals. A couple of the seals would follow the canoe - at a short distance - from the island to the mainland - swimming this way and that. Well, I will freely admit that that is about the extent of my seal knowledge. Every year, fishermen in Canada are allowed to club Harp seals to death in the areas between Newfoundland and Labrador. It's about to happen again this year - and the Humane Society of the United States is working to make 2006 the last year. It's worth a read and a cause most definitely worth supporting. I'm gonna warn you - some of the images, footage and sounds are quite disturbing. The Humane Society of the United States Protect Seals.org
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Frozen Squirrels and Flying Kebabs
Posted by damien at 9:57 AM on February 9, 2006
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Yes! More hot squirrel action. Actually, that's a lie. It's more of a case of frozen squirrel action, but the point stands. As always here at Blather we endeavour to bring you all the latest squirrel news from around the globe, in preparation for our inevitable enslavement by the nefarious rodent overlords.

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Hedgehog Carbonara
Posted by damien at 1:49 PM on February 7, 2006
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The American author Carl Hiassen has been responsible for the creation of many memorable characters - low-life hoodlums, scumbag politicians, lotharious property developers, hilariously inept facists and of course the raft of dogged journos that will stop at nothing to 'get at the truth'. Of them all though, Skink, the 6 ft. 4 inch, one-eyed, snake-skinning, opposum-gobbling enviromentalist that lives in the swamp stands out the most. And now it seems that Skinks' stomach-churning diet is not that much of an improbability. Arthur Boyt, a retired civil servant from Cornwall, England has spent decades devising ever-more inventive ways to collect, prepare and cook a variety of roadkill.

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Squirrel Genocide
Posted by damien at 10:16 AM on January 23, 2006
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Yowch. I'm quite sure that this is necessary, but it does seem rather cruel at first glance - Photo: Dave Walsh Copyright 2005British authorities have announced that they will be offing thousands of Grey Squirrels, in an attempt to save the endangered Red Squirrel. I only hope it has nothing to do with the fact that they're all crack-addicts.

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Northern Bottlenose Whale in London
Posted by daev at 5:05 PM on January 20, 2006
A seven-tonne whale has made its way up the Thames to central London, where it is being watched by riverside crowds. The 16-18ft (5m) northern bottle-nosed whale, which is usually found in deep sea waters, has been seen as far upstream as Chelsea. BBC: Whale spotted in central London » Lewis PR - Whale Watch - Direct from the 22nd floor of Millbank Tower » "A whale that became stranded in the River Thames has died after a massive rescue attempt to save its life." BBC:Whales Dies Despite Rescue Bid Activists dump dead whale outside Japanese embassy in Berlin » Follow the Greenpeace ships as they track Japanese whalers in the Southern Ocean » Update 21/01/06 Stranded whale moved onto barge » The Guardian: London's whale to join national collection »
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A hamster is for life .....
Posted by gris at 5:47 PM on January 19, 2006
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Turning dead cats into diesel
Posted by daev at 10:20 PM on January 15, 2006
A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats. Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers. They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.
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Toxic Hermaphrodite Polar Bears
Posted by daev at 11:49 AM on January 11, 2006
"Wildlife researchers have found new evidence that Arctic polar bears, already gravely threatened by the melting of their habitat because of global warming, are being poisoned by chemical compounds commonly used in Europe and North America to reduce the flammability of household furnishings like sofas, clothing and carpets."
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Flamin' Rodents
Posted by waterwolf at 12:32 PM on January 9, 2006
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Once again proving that mice are the most intelligent species on the planet, a mouse that was thrown into a fire by a man in New Mexico exacted a terrible revenge. How on earth did he explain this one to the insurance man ?

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Dog Doctors Are Better Than A Mammogram
Posted by waterwolf at 12:14 PM on January 9, 2006
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I can just see the scene now: You're sitting in the reception of a clean and modern doctors surgery. "Dr Rover will see you now" says the young receptionist. You walk through the door into a small empty room that smells of wet dog. You stare bewildered at the small Yorkshire terrier sitting on the floor in the corner with a stethoscope round it's neck... Dogs do as well as state-of-the-art screening tests at sniffing out people with lung or breast cancer. The research raises the possibility that trained dogs could detect cancers even earlier and might some day supplement or even replace mammograms and CT scans in the laboratory.

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Woman marries Dolphin
Posted by damien at 9:48 AM on January 4, 2006
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Seriously, has the whole world gone fucking mad?

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Heroic Cats, Savage Squirrels
Posted by damien at 12:28 PM on January 3, 2006
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Cats. Ah yes Cats. Those eternally fascinating, milk-guzzling, rat-catching doyens of the dark. Those shifty be-whiskered malcontents that somehow weedle their way into our homes and soon enough have us eating out of a tray whilst they sit in the fridge with a steak-knife and go to work. As Pat Ingoldsby once said to me: 'A cat is the only animal who makes you feel priveliged to sit at the same table as it'.

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Jellyfish Summit
Posted by sue at 8:53 PM on December 11, 2005
"They are 6ft wide and weigh 450lb (200kg), with countless poisonous tentacles, they have drifted across the void to terrorise the people of Japan. Vast armadas of the slimy horrors have cut off the country’s food supply. As soon as one is killed more appear to take its place."
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Beast of Borneo Spotted!
Posted by daev at 12:33 PM on December 8, 2005
"They may be mere glimpses of glinty eyes and swishing tail, but images released this week could show a carnivore that is entirely new to naturalists. Wildlife researchers working in the heart of Borneo's jungle captured the images of what they claim is a previously undiscovered species of carnivore lurking in the pitch-black forest." nature.com: 'Borneo beast' seen in the underbrush
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Follow that Turtle!
Posted by daev at 12:27 PM on December 8, 2005
Follow the journey of a tagged leathback turtle as it travels from Ireland to the coast of Mauritania... Irish Sea Leatherback Turtle Project »
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Like Thai Food? At a Thai Zoo?
Posted by daev at 11:08 AM on November 18, 2005
VIP guests at the grand opening of the night safari zoo in northern Thailand will not only be able to see exotic animals - they'll have a chance to taste them. The Chiang Mai Night Safari Zoo will have its official opening on New Year's Day, and the Exotic Buffet marking the event will include tiger, lion, elephant and giraffe, said Plodprasop Suraswadi, director of the zoo project.
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Eagle Owl Spotted in Northern Ireland. Or Maybe Not
Posted by daev at 7:30 PM on November 17, 2005
The eagle owl deals ruthlessly with rivals and its prey It is the world's biggest owl - a powerful hunter with a two-metre wingspan. Thought extinct for more than 100 years, the eagle owl is now reappearing in parts of the UK and one may not be that far away from where you are. BIG NEWS OR WHAT, EH? maybe not.
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Hospital ants are a real eye opener
Posted by waterwolf at 1:39 PM on November 17, 2005
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I'll never complain about the Irish health service again ! This is really the stuff of horror movies and nightmares. A warning to people to people who are squeemish - this really is gorey....

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Cow-tipping myth hasn't got a leg to stand on
Posted by daev at 4:26 PM on November 8, 2005
It is the kind of story you hear from a friend of a friend — how, after a long night in a rural hostelry and at a loss for entertainment in the countryside, they head out into a nearby field. There, according to the second-hand accounts, they sneak up on an unsuspecting cow and turn the poor animal hoof over udder.
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Vicar's furry friends join church
Posted by daev at 2:14 PM on November 3, 2005
A clergyman is enlisting the help of furry friends to spread the gospel to his flock. Father Peter MacLeod-Miller, 43, keeps a donkey, lambs, goats and alpacas in a paddock at his rectory and takes them to church services in Barrow, Suffolk.
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7-foot Dane is World's Tallest Dog
Posted by daev at 3:06 PM on October 27, 2005
Sorry, I mean great dane. A 3-year-old Great Dane in Sacramento, Calif., has been named the world's tallest dog by Guinness Book of World Records. The award-winning dog, named Gibson, stands 7 feet tall when upright, according to the report. He was officially named the planet's tallest dog Tuesday by officials with Guinness who flew to California from England to see Gibson.
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Bears Kill Torturer: That'll Learn Him!
Posted by daev at 5:11 PM on October 12, 2005
BEIJING: A Chinese man who raised bears to tap them for their bile, prized as a traditional medicine in Asia, has been killed and eaten by his animals. Six black bears attacked keeper Han Shigen as he was cleaning their pen in the northeastern province of Jilin on Monday, Xinhua news agency reported.
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Squirrels on Crack
Posted by daev at 2:43 PM on October 7, 2005
NATURE lovers fear that squirrels could become hooked on crack cocaine plundered from addicts' hidden stashes. The furry animals are thought to be behind a new drugs turf war in Brixton - stealing rocks of crack hidden in front gardens.
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Dinner, Dinner Dinner! Dolphins sing 'Batman' theme
Posted by daev at 5:14 PM on October 6, 2005
Scientists have taught dolphins to combine both rhythm and vocalisations to produce music, resulting in an extremely high-pitched, short version of the Batman theme song. The findings, outlined in two studies, are the first time that nonhuman mammals have demonstrated they can recognise rhythms and reproduce them vocally.
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Orphaned Hippo Adopted By 100 Year Old Tortoise.
Posted by waterwolf at 1:41 PM on October 4, 2005
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Auh ! A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise, in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa, officials said.

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Giant Squid Photographed
Posted by daev at 9:49 AM on September 28, 2005
This is a landmark event. Up to now, giant squid had never been observed in the wild. Huge ones have been found in fishing nets, or washed ashore. Small ones have been kept in captivity for a short time, by scientists like Steve O'Shea. But now, a team of Japanese researchers have managed to attract and film an 8m long specimen of Architeuthis...
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Killer Dolphins on the Loose
Posted by daev at 2:17 PM on September 26, 2005
No, this is not a joke. At least we don't thinkso. Dolphins - armed and dangerous, are on the loose...
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Tubby Sea Lions Sink Boat
Posted by waterwolf at 5:28 PM on September 19, 2005
Like a gang of drunkards on a night out in Temple Bar, sea lions are marauding through Newport Harbor in California, disturbing residents at night, vomitting on the pavements and attacking passers by. This came to a head last week when a group of them succeeded in sinking a restored antique 1910 sailing boat. Various crazy schemes have been considered to rid the harbour of the protected species, including creating a big artificial killer whale to scare them off...
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Put a pussycat in your tank
Posted by gris at 3:36 PM on September 18, 2005
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A German has pioneered a new range of organic fuel ...
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Exploding Whale Fun
Posted by daev at 1:48 PM on September 15, 2005
Oh, the outrage! A beached and dying whale 'was blown up in front of horrified children yesterday after rescuers failed to get it back into deep water' according that lodestown of public interest, The Mirror.
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Sounds Like HUGE Cats shaggin'
Posted by daev at 1:12 PM on September 15, 2005
Chinese zoologist has captured a picture of a tiger mating with a lioness, the durty fecker. It's often enough that Tigers and Lions breed together, it's just normally filmed and uploaded on the Modern Interweb.
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3 Chimps Killed at Neb. Zoo After Escape
Posted by loki at 2:44 PM on September 13, 2005
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ROYAL, Neb. - Three chimpanzees from a small-town zoo were shot and killed after they escaped from their enclosure and could not be captured, the zoo director said. The primates at Zoo Nebraska were able to get out of the cage Saturday when a padlock was not completely closed after cleaning, said zoo director Ken Schlueter Jr. He killed the animals with a deputy's service revolver after a tranquilizer gun didn't show any effect.

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PSNI fire warning shots at chimp
Posted by loki at 12:49 PM on September 8, 2005
blatherlogo_small.gif Several warning shots have been fired by police officers trying to recapture a chimpanzee which had escaped from its enclosure at Belfast Zoo. Police said officers had consulted with a vet and zoo management before firing the shots near nine-year-old chimp Phoebe.
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Dumb English bird staggers around wearing L-Plate
Posted by damien at 3:03 PM on August 15, 2005
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Sweet Jesus but it's a good day for nonsense news. Spare a moment for Bandit the Owl. A handsome devil he is (I'm sure you'll agree) but sadly what Bandit make up for in the hottie stakes, he sadly lacks in general avian matters. Or to put it simply, Bandit is a shit flier.

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Life is a boar in Leitrim
Posted by waterwolf at 2:12 PM on August 15, 2005
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Three little pigs have been seen wandering around Leitrim. No sign of the big bad wolf yet. But it would be nice to see some more native animals accidentally reintroduced: Three wild boars, the ancestor of the domesticated pig, were spotted in Keshcarrigan last week by a few locals.

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Man shags horse. Dies.
Posted by damien at 4:02 PM on July 28, 2005
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There's an old legend that says that Catherine the Great died whilst being pleasured by a horse. Most historians dismiss it as guff, laughing and asking 'Who the hell would want to shag a horse?' Well, now we know...

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Disney kills stray dogs
Posted by damien at 2:10 PM on July 26, 2005
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No. You didn't read that wrong. According to reports on Reuters, the loveable rogues who brought us such heart-warming flicks as 101 Dalmatians and Lady and the Tramp (about stray dogs) have ordered the slaughter, sorry, termination, sorry I meant, putting-down of 'dozens' of, yes, you guessed it: stray dogs.

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It's not just lemmings
Posted by gris at 3:58 PM on July 8, 2005
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450 sheep have apparently leapt to their deaths from a cliff in Turkey
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A Fat Evil Cat ate my Hamster
Posted by damien at 10:45 AM on July 6, 2005
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fatsoIt's a wonderful thing really, this interweb gizmo. It can be used to help Make Povery History, to lobby big business, sell products, inform us of nascent democratic movements in far-flung corners of the earth or to simply spread a little joy. Or, you can use it to post and laugh at photos of fat, evil cats. Oh yes.

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Ape hunters pick up new viruses
Posted by daev at 1:55 AM on May 25, 2005
Two new viruses from the same family as HIV have been discovered in central Africans who hunt nonhuman primates. Researchers say their work proves it is not unusual for potentially dangerous viruses to jump from primates to man. They say it is important to monitor disease in bushmeat hunters closely, as any virus they contract from animals may spread to the community at large. This is the BBC again »
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Earth's species feel the squeeze
Posted by daev at 3:37 AM on May 23, 2005
If we continue with current rates of species extinction, we will have no chance of rolling back poverty and the lives of all humans will be diminished. That is the stark warning to come out of the Millennium Ecosystem Assessment (MA), the most comprehensive audit of the health of our planet to date. This is the BBC »
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Mystery of German exploding toads
Posted by waterwolf at 2:13 PM on May 20, 2005
Toads in an area of northern Germany are being killed off by a mysterious disease - they are exploding. Thousands of the amphibians have died in recent days in a pond in Hamburg's Altona district, with their bodies swelling to bursting point. The toads' entrails are propelled for up to a metre (3.2ft), in scenes that have been likened to science fiction.
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Scientists discover new type of rodent
Posted by daev at 7:35 AM on May 18, 2005
In a rare addition to the animal family tree, scientists have discovered a new family of rodent. It looks like a squirrel, sort of. But you can see rat-like features in its face. And in some ways it more closely resembles the guinea pig or chinchilla. More on MSN »
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The Evolution Of Herbivores
Posted by gris at 10:18 AM on May 5, 2005
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What was 1.3 metres (4ft 6in) tall, measured four metres from tip to tail and had 10cm (4in) talons?

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Woman breastfeeds tigercubs.
Posted by sue at 10:17 PM on April 17, 2005
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Do tiger cubs leave you feeling all broody?
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Blood sucking, nose poking leeches
Posted by gris at 2:13 PM on April 8, 2005
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A Hong Kong woman hiker who washed her face in a freshwater stream unwittingly returned home with a leech embedded in her left nostril..
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No whale meat factory in Korea!
Posted by daev at 6:45 PM on April 7, 2005
Korea's whales and dolphins are in trouble. Greenpeace and KFEM (Korean Federation for Environmental Movement) have recently uncovered evidence that Korea is planning to build a whale meat factory in the city of Ulsan, South Korea. This is the city where the International Whaling Commission will meet in June. Whaling is currently illegal in Korea, but trade is permitted if whales are "accidentally" caught. However, Korea has "accidental" catches up to 100 times higher than that of countries which don't eat whale meat. We are currently occupying the site of this proposed whale meat factory, in an industrial area surrounded by whale meat restaurants. The Korean government is redeveloping the area into a "city for whales" for the IWC, but the evidence points to a "city for whaling". We need your help! Help us by telling your local Korean embassy that the international community, and many Koreans, oppose the resumption of whaling in any form. Ask them to not build this whale meat factory, and to say no to whaling at the IWC. Take Action! »
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Release the bats!
Posted by daev at 3:05 PM on April 6, 2005
They're taking over! The developer of a proposed luxury five-star hotel may miss out on lucrative tax-breaks because of a colony of bats. "Last year, Austin Delaney lodged €15m plans to transform an 18th century country home, Ballykilty Manor near Quin, Co Clare, into an exclusive hotel and a development of 11 luxury homes on the estate. However, a survey of bats on the estate undertaken by the applicant subsequently found that there are seven species present, including a large colony of the EU protected Lesser Horseshoe bat, which includes 80 to 90 breeding females. " Irish Independent
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Red-arsed bumblebee vanishes, apparently
Posted by daev at 12:41 PM on April 1, 2005
*coughs* A rare form of bumblebee known as the 'one with the red arse' has vanished from Irish farms over the last two years a conference on agriculture in UCD has heard. Described as being black with a red tail, the bee was completely missing during a two-year period when a study by Veronica Santorum of the University of Limerick was being carried out. From the Irish Independent
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Birth of 3 Iberian Lynxes raises hope for species
Posted by damien at 11:37 AM on March 31, 2005
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The world's most endangered feline has just added three to it's number. Thank God.
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Seal Hunt Approved In Canada
Posted by gris at 8:30 AM on March 23, 2005
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Canada has given the go-ahead for what is expected to be one of the biggest seal hunts in the country for decades.
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Wild Cat In Suburbia
Posted by gris at 8:12 AM on March 23, 2005
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A man in London was attacked in his back garden by a big cat presumed to be a Puma.
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Stop the Canadian Harp Seal Hunt
Posted by daev at 7:31 PM on March 22, 2005
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"Off Canada's east coast, harp seals are giving birth to their offspring. But their future may be short-lived, as Canada prepares to announce what could be the biggest seal hunt ever. It's a hunt justified by inaccurate, incomplete and out-of-date science that could threaten the survival of the harp seal."
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Satan Is A Turtle
Posted by gris at 9:12 AM on March 22, 2005
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A Turtle which survived a fire in an Indiana petshop has transmogrified into Beelzebub....
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Tiger Bites Back
Posted by daev at 8:00 PM on March 16, 2005
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It's rare to escape a tiger attack unscathed. But a hidden camera set up in the Indonesian jungle by WWF has captured a rare Sumatran tiger walking through the jungle and then assaulting the camera after the flash goes off.
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Man Shot By Cat
Posted by gris at 9:40 AM on March 12, 2005
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A Michigan man was shot in his kitchen by his cat ....
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Dog's false lead in murder case
Posted by loki at 10:42 AM on March 10, 2005
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Detectives Dog Small Dog. Shih Tzu Appears in Court As Witness,
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Subterranean Hamster Blues
Posted by gris at 6:13 PM on March 8, 2005
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Off on holiday and don't know what to do with your wee furry friend? Worry no more. A guy in Bremen has figured out how to keep the wee critters happy while you're away .....
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Necrophiliac Ducks
Posted by daev at 12:33 PM on March 8, 2005
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The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck pushed out the boundaries of knowledge in a rather improbable way when it was recorded by Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker.
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