De Vinci Coloured By Numbers. Dan Brown to Bring Out Christmas Colouring Book


“Her enigmatic smile has teased art historians for centuries. But the eyes of the Mona Lisa also hold a secret.
Experts are trying to decipher tiny numbers and letters painted into the eyes of the portrait — a mystery that could have come straight from the pages of ‘The Da Vinci Code’.”
Mr Vincenti said he was put on to the mystery after his fellow committee member, Luigi Borgia, found a musty book in an antique shop. The 50-year-old volume describes how the Mona Lisa’s eyes are full of signs and symbols.

Hear that? A Musty Book. MUSTY.
There musty something in it so.
Expect Dan Brown media whoredom in 3, 2, 1…
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