Archaeologists made an astonishing announcement today…
Archaeologists made an astonishing announcement today, claiming that fragmentary samples of human faeces have been found in a 1st century tomb near the banks of the Dead Sea.
Almost immediately, the interweb was awash with rumours that the diggers had uncovered nothing less than a two-thousand year old dump from the man himself, Jehoshua Ben Joseph, a.k.a. Jesus H. Christ.
“If the discovery can be authenticated then this would represent a staggering breakthrough. Combined with dried sweat stains from the Turin Shroud and a smattering of fibres from Elvis’ liver, we could, theoretically reconstruct the DNA of Jesus” said a random passer-by in the street.
More as we get it.