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Irish Government Cancels St. Patrick’s Day
Government sources have revealed that a cabinet decision reached late last night, will result in the cancellation of...
Elation Once Again: Irish Bowled Over With Historic Cricket Win
Following their historic victory over England in the Cricket World Cup, the entire Irish nation is this afternoon...
Louther than bombs: Louth ceded to British Crown, along with Gerry Adams
Enda Kenny, Ireland's next premier, is rumoured to be considering bequeathing the entire territory of County Louth to...
Fear and Loathing in Leinster House: Letters from the Campaign Trail, Day 6
Dear Mr. O'Gill, Many thanks for your letter, which I received last Monday. As you know, I made...
Fear and Loathing in Leinster House: Letters from the Campaign Trail, Day 4
Dear Scutzer, Many thanks for your very interesting letter which I received last week. It did however take...
Fear and Loathing in Leinster House: Letters from the Campaign Trail, Day 2
Dear Nuala, Many thanks you for your very detailed letter, the knitted scarf, the scone with a currant...
Members of sexist archaic elitist institution express grave concerns over sexist archaic elitist language
THE NEW missal for use at Mass from next November is 'sexist, archaic, elitist and obscure', according to...
Leinster House Declared ‘Green Zone’ After Suicide Bombing Narrowly Fails
Cementgate: Besieged Irish politicians are breathing a sigh of relief following their lucky escape from the clutches of...
All-party condemnation for ‘sober’ TD found working late in Dail office
Irish TDs (members of parliament) moved this morning to distance themselves from the latest scandal involving alcohol to...
International uproar over Islamic plans for ‘Burn A Python Day’
Political and religious leaders from around the world have condemned a Saudi Arabian cleric's 'disrespectful' and 'disgraceful' plans...