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Renewing Your Irish Passport? Here’s a Handy Checklist
As we recently went through the entertaining process of applying for a new passport while living outside the...
Large Hadron Collider unleashes army of polite, chocolate-eating zombies
A mere two hours after the ignition of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Geneva, a giant...
Blather Labs presents the ‘Mong-O-Matic’ Time-Delayed Weed Dispenser
Ladies! Are you going on holiday? Are you regularly away on business? Are you worried that during your...
Presenting the ‘Blather Book Handling Service’
Thinking about ordering Blather.net's new book 'A Load of Blather' but don't know if you'll have the time...
Blather Meets… Britney
Earlier this week, blather.net dispatched crack reporter Dan Brown to meet with the diminutive American pop-star, Britney Spears,...
That Whole Father Pat Noise Phenomenon on Dublin’s O’Connell Bridge
© Blather.net/Walsh In which the Count O'Blather tells of his great friendship with the late Fr Pat...
The Hellfire Club Tunnels and Caves, West Wycombe
In yet another episode in a never-ending series, blather.net returns to the lair of the English Hellfire Club...
IRA announce massive redundancies
Outsourcing, globalisation and increased cost of knee-capping blamed by regional IRA commanders. 'A disaster for the whole fuckin'...
Blatherskyte Industries release ‘BeanFlickr2.0’: Quality Wankcasting For Free.
Do you spend your days twittering like an inane idiot in online chat clients? Are you having a...
Horse it into me big fella
Yesterday, we brought you the news that an American man had died whilst shagging a horse. Now, we...