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In May of 2010, Blather.net will be thirteen years old. That's thirteen. Puberty, ladies and spambots, is imminent...
Ireland Jumps on Bandwagon: Blames Cold Snap on US Administration
Via Roighters: The Irish government today announced that it would immediately align itself with Venezuelan president Victor Chavez...
Chavez Blames U.S. Gov’t for Absolutely Everything That’s Ever Gone Wrong in History of the Planet
(image by Que Comuniso!, used under a Creative Commons license) Presidents Chavez and Ahmadinejad blame Obama administration for...
The Blather Guide to Unparliamentary Language
'Fuck you Mick. Fuck you.' In honour of Deputy Paul Gogarty's recent fit in Dail Eireann, and the...
Blather Editorial Staff OUTRAGED at Lack of Allegations of Mi5 Collusion
Horror and outrage at Blather HQ, as list of 'revealed' Mi5 spooks fails to include a single member...
The Catholic Church’s Guide To Raping Kids Without Raping Them
(image by Leo Reynolds, used under a Creative Commons license) In light of the latest report into the...
Blather.net Presents ‘Let The Right Nun In’
(click image to see full size) Zombies. Tits. Dildos. Nuns. Guns. Nuns with Guns. More Tits. Coming October...
Holy Feckin Jaysus! Ireland Creates New Government Agency To Enforce Blasphemy Laws
(image by Dave Walsh) Hot on the heels of his controversial decision to overhaul antiquated 'Blasphemy laws', Minister...
Madonna And Angelina Jolie Fight Over Unwanted Ginger Irish Babies
Serial womb-raiders Madonna and Angelina Jolie are set to do battle over who gets final adoption rites on...
St. Patrick’s Day: Cowen and Lenihan to be taken out and shot by junkies with balls of their own shite
In a sign of growing tension in Dail Eireann (currently closed for a 12-day St. Patrick's Day holiday...