That’s right kids. Beer makes you smarter. Oh yes. According to our friends at The Register ‘a Swedish team has shown that mice fed with moderate amounts of alcohol grew new nerve cells in the brain. The full implications of the Karolinska Institute research – which appears in the International Journal of Neuropsychopharmacology’
So, now you should feel free to go out this weekend, get hammered on ten pints of over-priced wanky Belgian beer, insult people, get in a fight, ring your ex and blub down the phone, stuff a greasy kebab down yer gullet and then spew the lot up all over the freshly polished shoes of an officer of the law and claim that you can’t be arrested as you are, in fact, a genius.
Make me smarter