What would Morrissey think? Researchers have revealed that they have successfully grown “cultured meat” in a laboratory, bringing the days of carnivorous vegetarianism ever closer…
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At the moment is appears that only Spam like meat is on the menu and that the delights of a cultured filet mignon are still a long way off.
While livestock the world over are rejoicing, the global share price in abbatoirs fell sharply at the news…..
Meat ain’t murder
An interesting new take on the end-of-the-human-race theories. How will it all end? Not nuclear warfare nor giant asteroid. Slow extinction via mass ingestion of cultured blobs of goo that looks like…
hint – I am a vegetarian. And yes, this is my first posting…I have stumbled across u guys en route to sniffing out something or other about Sai Baba being a pedophile.
Come to think of it….Indian gurus and all other yogic folk may be interested in this non-violent ‘meat’…hmmm. Methinks it will still wreak violent havoc upon the digestion tho…eeek. 🙁