Alien in the attic


A man renovating his attic has discovered an alien preserved in a glass jar.

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Commenting on his discovery, Mr Bloom stated:
“I haven’t got three heads and I’m not the sort of eccentric lunatic to think it’s an alien but it’s a funny thing to find in your loft.”

More multi-headed lunacy here ….