Animals
Put a pussycat in your tank
A German has pioneered a new range of organic fuel ... (Brought to you by Zeitgeist - the...
Exploding Whale Fun
Oh, the outrage! A beached and dying whale 'was blown up in front of horrified children yesterday after...
Sounds Like HUGE Cats shaggin’
Chinese zoologist has captured a picture of a tiger mating with a lioness, the durty fecker. It's often...
3 Chimps Killed at Neb. Zoo After Escape
ROYAL, Neb. - Three chimpanzees from a small-town zoo were shot and killed after they escaped from their...
PSNI fire warning shots at chimp
Several warning shots have been fired by police officers trying to recapture a chimpanzee which had escaped from...
Dumb English bird staggers around wearing L-Plate
Sweet Jesus but it's a good day for nonsense news. Spare a moment for Bandit the Owl. A...
Life is a boar in Leitrim
Three little pigs have been seen wandering around Leitrim. No sign of the big bad wolf yet. But...
Man shags horse. Dies.
There's an old legend that says that Catherine the Great died whilst being pleasured by a horse. Most...
Disney kills stray dogs
No. You didn't read that wrong. According to reports on Reuters, the loveable rogues who brought us such...
It’s not just lemmings
450 sheep have apparently leapt to their deaths from a cliff in Turkey (Brought to you by Zeitgeist...