Motorist’s nose broken by sausage

‘A driver is recovering after a frozen sausage was thrown through the window of his moving car, breaking his nose.
The man was driving near his South Woodham Ferrers home in Essex on Monday afternoon when the “bizarre incident” happened, the ambulance service said.
“He was driving his car when the offending item came through his open window and hit him on the nose,” a spokesman said.’
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