Terror Cloud Attacks The White House!


President George Bush was bundled into an underground bunker, Dick Cheney was evacuated to an “undisclosed location” and heavily armed secret servicemen took up defensive positions when a fast-moving cloud scudded towards the White House, it was reported yesterday.

Congress are now looking to pass emergency legislation, banning all clouds (and other forms of inclement weather) from within a twenty mile radius of Capitol Hill…..