The beautiful game is rarely beautiful.


Tommorow sees the arrival of the annual F.A. Cup Final in England. A day traditionally associated with beer, thuggery, violence, projectile vomiting, mass police presence, battery, mob-racism and Roy Keane screaming until the veins throb in his forehead.

But occasionally, just occasionally, something unexpected happens to liven proceedings up. These rare moments usually involve (for reasons passing understanding) a grown adult deciding to shed their clothes, take to the pitch and treat the entire globe to the site of their pink bits flapping in the wind.
However, even rarer that that is a streaker doing something interesting…

As in this example*

(* = Blather health warning: involves gratiutous close-up of flapping pink-bits)
If you have any other video footage of bouncing mammaries, hairy arses and shrivelled knobs being pursued by the law across expanses of grass, please post the links in a comment.

Damien DeBarra was born in the late 20th century and grew up in Dublin, Ireland. He now lives in London, England where he shares a house with four laptops, three bikes and a large collection of chairs.