Pastor expels churchgoers for being democrats


Grab yer pitchforks! Light those torches!
Pastor Chan Chandler of the East Waynesville Baptist Church has seen fit to expel nine members of his congregation because (wait for it) they haven’t been ardent enough in their support for President George Bush.

During the presidential election last year, Chandler told the congregation that anyone who planned to vote for the Democratic nominee, Sen. John F. Kerry (Mass.), should either leave the church or repent.

Godless democrats/infidels repent here

Damien DeBarra was born in the late 20th century and grew up in Dublin, Ireland. He now lives in London, England where he shares a house with four laptops, three bikes and a large collection of chairs.