Dear oh dear. Not content with raising statues to himself in every city that he sets foot in, hogging the airwaves and appearing on every TV screen in the known world, it now appears that the strangely white one, Michael Jackson, has taken to communicating with his devotees by utilising that most trusted of media: toast.
“Slices of toast with the star’s likeness and slogans such as “not guilty” have appeared on internet auction site eBay.”
For sale? on e-bay? Do you mean to say that some feckless, craven low-life would actually try to make some cash out of this? Say it ain’t so…
Butter my bubbles!