Worlds Oldest Pot Noodle Discovered


Scientists have unearthed evidence that the student culture has a deeper rooted historical ancestory than was previously believed. 4000 year old artefacts recently discovered in China include the traditional meal of the student culture – a pot noodle.

‘The discovery goes a long way to settling the old argument over who first created the string-like food.’
It appears that Unilever, the manufacturers of Pot Noodles may be infringing on ancient patents. In addition to this startling discovery, something else was found – the students themselves !
‘Among the remains are skeletons thrown into various abnormal postures’
It sounds like they were having a right old booze up ! It is unclear whether scientist will add water to the noodles nor whether the noodles are spicy chicken or curry flavour…
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