Classic unsolicited email

Rooting back through old emails, found this gem…

Name: Joey
comments: hey
i am from roscommon and i was wondering
about a nice lookin girl from life style sports enniskillian shopping centre . i saw her there saturday and i had the real bright dyed hair she was in her teens and had black hair and lovely eyes could you read this out and if she rings in or txts could u give my email addy or email me or call me on 35390###### please i can’t stop thinking of her. or txt her my number please read out the first part to her. thank you

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