Archaeologists made an astonishing announcement today…
Archaeologists made an astonishing announcement today, claiming that fragmentary samples of human faeces have been found in a 1st century tomb near the banks of the Dead Sea.
Almost immediately, the interweb was awash with rumours that the diggers had uncovered nothing less than a two-thousand year old dump from the man himself, Jehoshua Ben Joseph, a.k.a. Jesus H. Christ.
“If the discovery can be authenticated then this would represent a staggering breakthrough. Combined with dried sweat stains from the Turin Shroud and a smattering of fibres from Elvis’ liver, we could, theoretically reconstruct the DNA of Jesus” said a random passer-by in the street.
More as we get it.
Damien DeBarra was born in the late 20th century and grew up in Dublin, Ireland. He now lives in London, England where he shares a house with four laptops, three bikes and a large collection of chairs.
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