Month: August 2008

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Ladies! Are you going on holiday? Are you regularly away on business? Are you worried that during your absence your useless lump of a man will spend his time getting repeatedly muntered and horsing great bags of salted snacks down his already fattened gullet until you arrive home to discover a grossly overweight slug where your significant other used to be? Well, worry no more: Blather Labs presents the 'Mong-O-Matic' Time-Delayed Weed Dispenser. From the eggheads that brought you 'Beanflickr 2.0', the Blather.net 'Mong-O-Matic' Time-Delayed Weed Dispenser is a revolutionary new device designed to limit the amount of skunk given out to the spliff-chomping waste of space that inhabits the divot in your living-room's bean-bag. The owner of the 'Mong-O-Matic' is the kind of woman who doesn't mind her man getting completely wankered on a Saturday morning and nuzzling himself into the great digital breasts of Grand Theft Auto 4...