OI! Sharapova! Put a sock in it!


I was watching Wimbeldon the other day and temporarily found myself wondering whether I had actually tuned into a live broadcast of a Yeti in labour. Maria Sharapova’s absurd, violent grunting sounded like someone was trying to pull a bowling ball out of her ass. I mean seriously, how is this not distracting to opponents? Well, it appears that I’m not the only one to be bothered by this…

Wimbeldon head-strawberry Alan Mills has had enough too. “It is something I would like to see stopped,” says Mills to Reuters. And we here at Blather agree. Her grunts were registered at 101.2 decibels.

Shut yer bleedin yap!

Damien DeBarra was born in the late 20th century and grew up in Dublin, Ireland. He now lives in London, England where he shares a house with four laptops, three bikes and a large collection of chairs.

1 comment

  1. Any man that wants a girl to stop grunting and panting and screaming, has oatmeal in his balls.

Comments are closed.