Wanking. Cracking one out. Choking the chicken. Tugging. Call it what you want but nobody, but nobody, wanks like the folks in San Francisco.
“San Fran last week hosted the city’s “Masturbate-a-thon” – an event designed to celebrate all that is good and wholesome in the five-knuckle shuffle.”
Read more here…
Now in the UK too: The First International Masturbate-A-Thon London, August 5, 2006
2006 Portland Masturbate-a-Thon
Don’t knock it, it’s sex with someone you love.
So who won then? 😀