That’s it. We’ve officially had enough. First it was the bananas that weren’t too straight. Or too bendy. Or something. Then there was the monstrous Euro changeover rip-off. And then the subsidies (2.50 for every cow in the union). And then Berlusconi. And having to listen to the French. But this, i tells ye, this is the last fucking straw.
Beer drinkers in Germany are frothing at the mouth over EU plans to make Bavarian barmaids cover up.
The aim of the proposed EU directive is to protect them from the sun’s harmful rays.
But the so-called “tan ban” has been condemned as absurd by breweries, politicians – and the barmaids.
Bavarian barmaids typically wear a a costume known as a dirndl – a dress and apron with a tight, low-cut top enhanced by a short white blouse.