Limerick in danger of being branded ‘a total shit-hole’

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An exodus of pitchfork-wielding inbreds from Limerick threatens its status as a city, and the European funding that goes with it, when a population census is taken on Sunday.
Dana Scully, mayor of Limerick in western Ireland, told Blather.net that as many as 20,000 people who can read and write could leave the city this weekend to follow the regional Bigfoot, Hermione Munster, to Dublin on Sunday for the National Banjo-plucking/Chicken fucking chamiponships semi-final against Leinster.


The exodus would leave only knife-wielding knackers, degenerate social-welfare scabs and Fianna Fail politicians in the city, leading to local fears that the whole town could be branded as ‘a total shit hole’ by clipboard-carrying European Union jobsworths.
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Damien DeBarra was born in the late 20th century and grew up in Dublin, Ireland. He now lives in London, England where he shares a house with four laptops, three bikes and a large collection of chairs.

3 comments

  1. Speaking of literacy and location.
    As far as I know; Limerick is the only place in Ireland you can see the stage play of fahrenheit 451.

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