Ahhhhhhh haaa haaa ha haaaaa haaa haaaaaaaaa! (deep breath) ahhhhh haa haaaa haaaaaaaaa! (snorts and hollers from background) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heee heee hee heeeee haaa haaaa haaaaaaa!
‘INTEREST-FREE loans from abroad are propping up the troubled Irish branch of the controversial Church of Scientology.
Financial documents seen by the Irish Independent reveal that the church is more than â‚¬1m in the red after running up huge legal bills in an epic eight-year battle brought by a disgruntled former member.
As a result, members of the mega-rich Church of Scientology in the United States have had to cough up almost â‚¬400,000 just to keep the Dublin arm afloat.’
…ahhhhhh haaaa haaaa haaaaa haa haa ha ha ha (gapsing for breath, slapping hand off desk) ahhh haaa heee hee he he he he he he heeeeeee… ooooo hoo hooo hee haaa haaaa!
That’s right you shower of pricks. You’re not wanted here. Take the first plane home and don’t ever return to our country. You’re about as welcome as a pin-prick in a condom and as convincing as tuxedo-clad rat trying to get into an all Rhino nightclub. You’re absurd cult was founded by a failed science-fiction writer, is led by deluded egomanical ham actors and has all the spiritual resonance of a throw-away wank on a lonely Tuesday night in November. L. Ron Hubbard? You were a goddamned charlatan.
Ah haaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa….
From the Irish Independent (free registration required)