The Spray-on Condom

Tired of rummaging in the dark for that Johnny you left down the back of the bed six years ago? Worn out smashing your shins off of drawers and bedposts as your panting lover eagerly keeps the bed going with her foot? Shagged-off grappling with rubbers that feel like a kitchen-glove? Fed-up with your penile bat-cape firing off the end of yer flute and smacking yer missus in the mush?
Fear not, for those crafty Huns have invented the solution to all yer knobbing needs. From Gizmodo:

‘A German firm has developed a spray-on condom for all your lifestyle needs. The liquid condom comes in an aerosol can that you spray onto the organ in question. A few seconds later, the liquid solidifies into the familiar latex and forms a tight seal. The company says it’s a great time saver and is easier to use than traditional condoms. It’s still in the testing phase (in fact, they’re looking for volunteers right now) so it might be a while before it hits the neighborhood drug store.’


Gizmodo link

Damien DeBarra was born in the late 20th century and grew up in Dublin, Ireland. He now lives in London, England where he shares a house with four laptops, three bikes and a large collection of chairs.


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