‘GET FUCKED’ tops Blather’s list of responses to Global Language Monitor’s Political Correctness List

Global Language Monitor, the self-appointed moral cops who have decided to inform the rest of us plebs what we can and can’t say, have announced that the word ‘Macaca’ is the most politically-incorrect word of the year.

‘The word “macaca,” used by outgoing Republican Senator George Allen of Virginia to describe a Democratic activist of Indian descent who was trailing his campaign, was named the most politically incorrect word of the year on Friday by Global Language Monitor, a nonprofit group that studies word usage.’

In response, Blather.net carried out an extensive survey of the five blokes sitting around its desk and having collated the information over a skunk spliff and a pint of tramp’s piss, came to the conclusion that the following are the five most appropriate responses to folks telling us what’s on and what isn’t:
1. ‘Get fucked
2. ‘Ask my knickerless gooter’ (as favoured by Britney fans)
3. ‘Kiss my hairy white Irish ass’
4. ‘Shut yer yap ye fat bloviating mong
5. ‘Git to fook out of me sight, ye gormless slack-jawed numpty, before I kick your ugly fookin face in. CUNT
“Macaca” named most politically incorrect word

Damien DeBarra was born in the late 20th century and grew up in Dublin, Ireland. He now lives in London, England where he shares a house with four laptops, three bikes and a large collection of chairs.

1 comment

  1. Pardon my Yank ignorance, but can a “gooter” be uni-sex? And is it “goo” as in pooter or “goo” as in “goot fuck”?

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