A piece on Damn Data reports on how (according to a gentleman known as Yisrayl “Buffalo Bill” Hawkins, the founder of a religious sect in Abilene, Texas) the Apocalypse will be commencing next Thursday – this obviously to coincide with the official launch of our new publication ‘A Load of Blather‘.
Boozers, book-buyers and general well-wishers at the Thursday event will be provided with tin-foil hats, rudimentary duck-and-cover lessons and a selection of class A drugs with which to see the End of Days through. Orgy optional.*
*None of this may be true.