Month: January 2004

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I was re-reading Flann O'Brien's The Third Policeman all week. All of a sudden, police stations get weird... In County Tyrone, on Wednesday Jan 7th, a fire broke out in the sauna (eh?) of a police station, after hot coals set a wooden bench alight. The building, in Strabane, was evacuated, no one was injured,and the police put the fire out before the Fire Brigade arrived. Strabane, of course, was Flann O'Brien's home town. But a sauna. In a police station? Now we're told that Pearse St. Garda Station in Dublin has a sauna. Jesus, the last time I was in there (long story), they barely had chairs... BBC News » Then, on Sunday, Jan 11th, a Garda station was struck by lightning at Farnanes, Co Cork. The station was destroyed, but Sgt Pat Meaney and Garda Brian Hegarty had just finished their shift and had left the building. The...

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Thousands of pilgrims make now rushing way to grottos around Ireland. Moving statues, virgin marys - we're used to them. But Britney's breast? By Special Corredespondents Damien & daev A recent appeal on the Blather website requested readers, blatherskites and stalkers to furnish us with anecdotes or apocrypha data concerning the mass hysteria about 'moving statues' which gripped the island of Eire during the early to mid 1980s. As is detailed in the appeal, great hordes of us Paddys seem to have undergone simultaneous hallucinations. Our appeal asked for details from witnesses. We've had some interesting correspondence on the matter, but none were half as startling as the bizarre reports that oozed into our in-tray this morning.They concerned completely unsubstantiated sightings of Britneys Spears' left breast. The mammarian apparition has been (according to the jungle drums) seen in holy grottos in Co. Longford and Co. Laois and (even more surprisingly)...