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He asks; ‘Blather… is there something you would like to share with us?’
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Do we really need to explain ourselves? Seems self-explanathoraxy.
The war between Spammers and Civilization continues … or what passes for Civilization–Herman Melville called it “snivilization”, a good portmanteau word which ought to be a household word.
Whilst vanity surfing I ran across a text consisting of random words on a University website. Since then I’ve seen a lot of Spam with subject lines composed of the same sort of random gibberish. Spammers are parasites and infest whatever host they can find.
I suspect that the OUvoir de LItérature POtentielle (OULIPO)would have a hard time producing automatic poetry of the same calibre.
As for Blather being recalcitrant, admit it: Aren’t you a little bit recalcitrant? I suspect most of your readers are recalcitrant, obstreperous, and preposterous. I know I am.
Spam is Nature’s Way of writing the Library of Babel–or possibly of ridding the Earth of surplus human beings–it remains to be seen whether Luis Jorge Borgès or the Reverend Thomas Malthus will win this virtual argument.
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