Our research shows that most of the internet consists of Bobby Darin websites.
Imagine our surprise when we ventured to find out exactly what the internet consists of, and we discovered that even the millions of porn sites add up to a relatively minor outpost of the net, compared to the amount of Bobby Darin sites.
As of yet there is no rational explanation. One theory is that the internet was originally developed so that scientists could share information about Bobby Darin.
Upon his death in 1973, Darin’s body was donated to the UCLA Medical Center for research purposes. The need for international dialogue between scientists may have gained impetus from this, leading to the development of the internet. However, a spokesman for Bobby Darin has insisted that “scientists have only ever discussed Bobby’s singing career” and that his cadaver cannot possibly justify literally billions of websites.