Snail Allegedly Prosecuted for Alleged Anti-Slimentologist Views
A snail has allegedly been scooped off the ground and arrested, allegedly, for allegedly expressing anti-Slimentologist views outside...
The Assassination of Noam Chomsky: Which Flying Saucer Acted Alone?
No doubt you remember where you were when you heard about the shocking and horrible events of February...
Frank Ward Dies on Ostrich Farm
Who could have known that the story of Ireland's Taoiseach Bertie Ahern's solicitors Frank Ward & Co. threatening...
The Right Honourable Jacqui Smith MP Drowns
It's not every day I read about someone in the news and the next thing they up and...
How to Fly a Building
Have you vague feelings that you are searching for something inexpressible? At last at Blather we have discovered...
Shaky Admits All Crimes
Last night, at the water torture facility at Mosney, Sheikhin' Stevens admitted to all his foul crimes, including...
Taoist Problem Page
Do you need answers?! Here are letters taken from the problem pages of magazines. They were meant for...
I Believe Everything I See And I Can’t Turn It Off
What ruined my Christmas Eve? I'll tell you want ruined my Christmas Eve! The thought that the Discovery...
The Blather Guide to Drool
Think you know about music? Do ya? Well, Summer 2005 is going to be wet! We suppose you’ve...
Most of the Internet is about Bobby Darin
Our research shows that most of the internet consists of Bobby Darin websites. Imagine our surprise when we...